So being a Ninja isn't silly?
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anthrobabe
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you forgot a choice in your poll
queen of the universe-- that would be me
now bow
queen of the universe-- that would be me
now bow
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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black bart
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poll
Typical bloody Zankou landlubber...drops in, starts a poll, and buggers orf!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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walktheplank
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yarr the poll should read:
1) Do I post frequently.
2) Do I post frequently on all threads even when I have nothing funny to say.
3) Are all of my posts as funny as having a bilge rat nibbling yer vitals.
If the answer to each of these questions is Yes than I can confirm that you are indeed Black Bart.
yarr
1) Do I post frequently.
2) Do I post frequently on all threads even when I have nothing funny to say.
3) Are all of my posts as funny as having a bilge rat nibbling yer vitals.
If the answer to each of these questions is Yes than I can confirm that you are indeed Black Bart.
yarr
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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The Black Spot
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walktheplank
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Iron Roger Vane wrote:Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!
yarr if yer as known Bart fer as many years as I as you'll form the same opinion. I not be saying he be boring but who else would write 300 posts talking bout my wig.
yarr come on Bart where are ye, its been 2 days since yer last wig joke, cutlasses at dawn outside the Red Cow yer blaggard.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Oh Gawd,
Don't go encouragin' Bart. The last thing he needs is someone admirin' him. O'id be stickin to insultin' him. It works for me.
Mind you both Bart and myself are in a state of open warfare, after he broke truce and posted a picture of Orville over in the Prized Git thread.
Oi think O'im winning that one, as he hasn't yet responded to me picture of Agro.
Don't go encouragin' Bart. The last thing he needs is someone admirin' him. O'id be stickin to insultin' him. It works for me.
Mind you both Bart and myself are in a state of open warfare, after he broke truce and posted a picture of Orville over in the Prized Git thread.
Oi think O'im winning that one, as he hasn't yet responded to me picture of Agro.
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ken worley
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I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....A couple of simple questions should do the trick...
Pick your most likely response to the following statements.
1. Christians tend to believe that their God is omnipotent.
A: "This belief sometimes seems contradictary in the face of things like natural disasters, misfortune of innocents, etc."
B: "Wow...That's probly why sex is such a touchy subject with them."
2. It is late October, and the deer are coming into rut.
A: "A sensible survival strategy, as the young will be born in early summer, when food is plentiful, and covering foliage is thick."
B: "Oh my god!...I shoulda worn thicker pants!"
SCORING
If you read this post all the way to this point, you are silly.
Pick your most likely response to the following statements.
1. Christians tend to believe that their God is omnipotent.
A: "This belief sometimes seems contradictary in the face of things like natural disasters, misfortune of innocents, etc."
B: "Wow...That's probly why sex is such a touchy subject with them."
2. It is late October, and the deer are coming into rut.
A: "A sensible survival strategy, as the young will be born in early summer, when food is plentiful, and covering foliage is thick."
B: "Oh my god!...I shoulda worn thicker pants!"
SCORING
If you read this post all the way to this point, you are silly.
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Moral Minority
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anthrobabe
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this is all beyond silly
so I should fit in nicely
so I should fit in nicely
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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black bart
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Old Deer
ken worley wrote:I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....A couple of simple questions should do the trick...
Pick your most likely response to the following statements.
1. Christians tend to believe that their God is omnipotent.
A: "This belief sometimes seems contradictary in the face of things like natural disasters, misfortune of innocents, etc."
B: "Wow...That's probly why sex is such a touchy subject with them."
2. It is late October, and the deer are coming into rut.
A: "A sensible survival strategy, as the young will be born in early summer, when food is plentiful, and covering foliage is thick."
B: "Oh my god!...I shoulda worn thicker pants!"
SCORING
If you read this post all the way to this point, you are silly.
1. Christians...are dey de ones wot ad a hit wiv an Isley Bruvvers cover?
2. B...an it brings back terrible memories and hemorroides.
(ps: I really have been attacked by a deer...I had to hide behind a fence!!)
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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