Pirate Lies v1.0

tanguerra · Postby **tanguerra** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:04 pm

...does not believe in having intimate relations outside of marriage.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:11 pm

^ does not believe in having intimate relations inside of marriage.

tanguerra · Postby **tanguerra** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:24 am

would not hurt a fly (or a weevil).

OZ_Nick · Postby **OZ_Nick** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:05 am

^ always sober and respectable

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:52 am

^would never use spring loaded peg legs in a football match

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:18 pm

^ did not receive his pirate moniker from the color of the dirt under his fingernails, behind his ears, and in his stew.

Postby **DaveL** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:16 pm

^writes only politcally correct articles for a high-brow gentlemans magazine of high reputation

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:55 pm

^ doesn't raise weevils in his beard.

Postby **DaveL** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:07 am

^Looks like his avatar in real life

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:09 am

Well, I'm a little bit balder and the beard comes in better now...

^ uses fertilizer on his beard to get it to grow better.

Postby **DaveL** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:33 pm

^ Uses conflict resolution and diplomacy when liberating others of their wealth.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:57 pm

^ thinks conflict resolution is a cannon and diplomacy is a sword.

tanguerra · Postby **tanguerra** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:22 pm

Is very fond of ninjas and invites them over to tea on a regular basis.

Postby **DaveL** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:32 pm

^ Uses the words "I won't hurt you, I promise" often.

tanguerra · Postby **tanguerra** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:22 am

Of course I have the proper license for this firearm officer. I was just going to do a little duck shooting.

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