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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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^ does not believe in having intimate relations inside of marriage.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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- black bart
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^would never use spring loaded peg legs in a football match
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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^ did not receive his pirate moniker from the color of the dirt under his fingernails, behind his ears, and in his stew.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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^writes only politcally correct articles for a high-brow gentlemans magazine of high reputation
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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^ doesn't raise weevils in his beard.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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^Looks like his avatar in real life 

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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Well, I'm a little bit balder and the beard comes in better now...
^ uses fertilizer on his beard to get it to grow better.
^ uses fertilizer on his beard to get it to grow better.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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^ Uses conflict resolution and diplomacy when liberating others of their wealth.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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- Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
^ thinks conflict resolution is a cannon and diplomacy is a sword.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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^ Uses the words "I won't hurt you, I promise" often.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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