Since we've already got Pirate Lies, I thought it would be fitting to add this one too.
TPBM was banned from the Admiral Benbow for acting too polite.
TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.
Yes, although I'm often banned from entering most premises, usless I draw me sword.
TPBM thinks that eating steak, chicken, veal or anything else not maggot related is disgusting.
TPBM thinks that eating steak, chicken, veal or anything else not maggot related is disgusting.
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black bart
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Bilge
Arrrrr...if it aint got Fish Heads in it, I wont touch it.
The Pirate below me is wallowin in the Bilges.
The Pirate below me is wallowin in the Bilges.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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walktheplank
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yarr that be your fault Bart as I ad a bad portion of yer stew, in fact there is no such thing as a good portion. Whilst I be busy wallowin TPBM is giving me cabin boy a good time.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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The Black Spot
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black bart
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Shiny
(I thought ye were goin ta say ye'd sown his arse up!) I loiks a noice shiny barrel.
TPBM is testing his Futtocks.
TPBM is testing his Futtocks.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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The Black Spot
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black bart
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Whisper
Arrrrrrr, the crew of 'The Raging Queen Anne's Revenge' (see above) wouldn't go near the Crows Nest on account it would be too windy for their blouses.
TPBM knows what this rascally scallywag is whisperin in this wench's ear:
TPBM knows what this rascally scallywag is whisperin in this wench's ear:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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The Black Spot
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black bart
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Daniels
Your goin to like it...but not alot:
TPBM is missing his Coxswain
TPBM is missing his Coxswain
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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walktheplank
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yarr TPBM is not going to post a picture of a third rate magician that no one outside England will have heard of (lucky blaggards) in a feeble attempt to get a laugh and will instead post something witty and intelligent
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I didn't know The Aproned Scrubber had turned into a Pirate.
TPBM once featured in Playbilge as a centrefold.
TPBM once featured in Playbilge as a centrefold.
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~NoodleDemon~
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Arrrggghhh, but only fer decor, as it were said to 'ave belonged to ze illustrious German pirate Finkelschmendric. I doubt you've heard of 'im. I myself haven't 'eard of 'im... Actually, I do believe I were drunk upon purchase of that particular item...
TPBM wishes he/she could be below me (If you know what I be meanin')...
TPBM wishes he/she could be below me (If you know what I be meanin')...
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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