concerning sex
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The proper sexual position for FSMites and Pastafarians is obviously "on top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese."
No gender has been specified by this holy dictum, therefore, it matters not whether male or female or other is on top, so long as they are covered in cheese, preferably parmesan, although allowances have been made for romano and provolone.
Cheddar is right out. Likewise swiss.
So sayeth the Oracle.
RAmen.
No gender has been specified by this holy dictum, therefore, it matters not whether male or female or other is on top, so long as they are covered in cheese, preferably parmesan, although allowances have been made for romano and provolone.
Cheddar is right out. Likewise swiss.
So sayeth the Oracle.
RAmen.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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(The Oracle considers the holes in swiss cheese, and the long, slender noodlyness of the appendages, and decides.....
Eh, what the hell.)
So sayeth the Oracle!
RAmen.
Eh, what the hell.)
So sayeth the Oracle!
RAmen.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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ADD, but I wasn't really paying attention.....
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- Cardinal Queequeg
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Greetings and Salutations!
An excellent question:
I can't find in my heart to believe that FSM would look down his noodly nose at this, as, after all, he is all about love.
Personally, I think his preferred erotic situation would more resemble the joyous foc'sle of a pirate galley that has just made port after a season of successful high-seas pillaging.
Do any other board members have thoughts?
Cardinal Queequeg
An excellent question:
Does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism condemn heterosexual intercourse between married, consenting adults in the missionary position?
Why not?
I can't find in my heart to believe that FSM would look down his noodly nose at this, as, after all, he is all about love.
Personally, I think his preferred erotic situation would more resemble the joyous foc'sle of a pirate galley that has just made port after a season of successful high-seas pillaging.
Do any other board members have thoughts?
Cardinal Queequeg
In the name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Garlic Toast, RAmen.
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concerning sex
What be His views on Pastarbation?
I can only guess, but I think his Noodle would be standing on guard for thee.
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Re: concerning sex
Touched by a Noodle wrote:What be His views on Pastarbation?
I can only guess, but I think his Noodle would be standing on guard for thee.
To be 'onest, Oi reckons that all pleasurable forms of canoodling are good in His eyes.
Perraps canoodling that be involving noodley appendages be slightly more sacred. If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?
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Re: concerning sex
amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?
No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.
He who is not busy being born is busy dying -
Bob Dylan
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Auntie Dee Dee wrote:All should take care that their personal predelictions NOT be given the weight of sanctioned Statements of His Noodly Deliciousness, that they are not edited or deleted, capisce?? (Oracle, schmoracle, got it?)
Me last post don't be expressin' a preference (Oi'm one for wenches) so 'opefully Oi'll escape the editin'/deletin' noodle...
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Re: concerning sex
Sylvie369 wrote:amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?
No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.
Yo ho ho...

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Re: concerning sex
Sylvie369 wrote:amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?
No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.
And, Catholicism got beaten by Ancient Greece.
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