YARRR!!! It be high toime we werked on a pyrate recipe book.....
....Fer starters... a simple Arrderve.....
Battered Baby Kraken : Take two pounds of baby krakens ...dip in sour cream en egg mixture...shake off excess liquid...squeeze out excess ink ( set ink aside for later use in yer quills)...coat krakens in a seasoned flour mix ( I loike pepper , salt , garlic an onion powders)...Dip the poor bastids into oil @450F fer abowt a minute or so (depends on the size of the kraken)...Remove from heat ...pat off excessive grease an let the liddle rubber boots cool a bit afore ye set ta chew yer jaws off ta the breaking point.
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black bart
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ROAST
ROASTED SPANIARD SURPRISE
Ideal for a Special hocashun
First, creep up on a Spanish galleon under cover of dark.
Second, set alight to the ship and retire to a safe distance.
Leave to saute for about an hour, dependin on the size o the ship.
Serve with lashins of grog.
Chefs tip: If ye can't get a Spanish galleon, substitute with a French one but be careful if ye has a garlic alergy.
Ideal for a Special hocashun
First, creep up on a Spanish galleon under cover of dark.
Second, set alight to the ship and retire to a safe distance.
Leave to saute for about an hour, dependin on the size o the ship.
Serve with lashins of grog.
Chefs tip: If ye can't get a Spanish galleon, substitute with a French one but be careful if ye has a garlic alergy.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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ChowMein
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Oatmeal Weevil Cookies
Open up thee oatmeal barrel and scoop up four cups of thee oats and weevil mix .
Open up thee sugar barrel and scoop up one cup of thee sugar and weevils.
Knead in a half pound of rancid , maggoty whale blubber.
Form tight balls to keep the weevils from escaping.
Press yer trident down upon ye balls to flatten them ( be gentle so you don't ruin thee maggots which will give yer cookies a chewy and crunchy texture )
Put in yer oven for ten minutes and enjoy with spoiled milk in yer cheap coffee or tea .
Open up thee oatmeal barrel and scoop up four cups of thee oats and weevil mix .
Open up thee sugar barrel and scoop up one cup of thee sugar and weevils.
Knead in a half pound of rancid , maggoty whale blubber.
Form tight balls to keep the weevils from escaping.
Press yer trident down upon ye balls to flatten them ( be gentle so you don't ruin thee maggots which will give yer cookies a chewy and crunchy texture )
Put in yer oven for ten minutes and enjoy with spoiled milk in yer cheap coffee or tea .
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ChowMein
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Home Brewed Doo Tea ,
Take wun standarrd bucket of bilge water ,( if ye have no shups nearby substestute alley water out back thee Admiral Benbow .)
Add 2oz of yer favarrwrit doo , add boiling watarr to ye bucket and let stan' 5 min before ye throw it at...serve it to ye enymies...anymees...ye bad guys!
Take wun standarrd bucket of bilge water ,( if ye have no shups nearby substestute alley water out back thee Admiral Benbow .)
Add 2oz of yer favarrwrit doo , add boiling watarr to ye bucket and let stan' 5 min before ye throw it at...serve it to ye enymies...anymees...ye bad guys!
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A Proper Cup of Tea:
Fill the kettle with fresh freshwater (not fresh saltwater, and make sure the water hasn't been anywhere near one of our pirates...no telling what they might have done in, er..., to it.)
Put the kettle on to boil.
Once the water is boiling, pour a bit of it into your mug (return the kettle to the heat) and swish it around to warm it up (swish the mug, don't put on a pink dress and swish about the ship).
Pour the water out of the cup, place your teabag (the bag of tea, not the other teabag) in the cup, and pour the water (boiling, not boiled) into the cup.
Let steep for a minute or two, remove the teabag, and enjoy.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......rrrggg
Fill the kettle with fresh freshwater (not fresh saltwater, and make sure the water hasn't been anywhere near one of our pirates...no telling what they might have done in, er..., to it.)
Put the kettle on to boil.
Once the water is boiling, pour a bit of it into your mug (return the kettle to the heat) and swish it around to warm it up (swish the mug, don't put on a pink dress and swish about the ship).
Pour the water out of the cup, place your teabag (the bag of tea, not the other teabag) in the cup, and pour the water (boiling, not boiled) into the cup.
Let steep for a minute or two, remove the teabag, and enjoy.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......rrrggg
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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"Besiegin' Bounty"
Ingredients: 1 fatass crewmember, 1 spiked club (or a nice big 'ook), 1 fire, multiple forks (preferrably large 'uns), and perhaps a few rats.
Throw fatass crewmeber into fire. When he screams and tries desperately to escape, club the blighter insensible with yonder spiked club. Use any and all seasonin's available, and add bilge rats or the cabin boy fer garnishin's...
ENJOY!
Ingredients: 1 fatass crewmember, 1 spiked club (or a nice big 'ook), 1 fire, multiple forks (preferrably large 'uns), and perhaps a few rats.
Throw fatass crewmeber into fire. When he screams and tries desperately to escape, club the blighter insensible with yonder spiked club. Use any and all seasonin's available, and add bilge rats or the cabin boy fer garnishin's...
ENJOY!
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O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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