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- ken worley
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dress up as a pirate and run thrugh a mall with your sword out screaming something incoherent
(be sure to run fast, not all security guards are slow, i almost got caught)
(be sure to run fast, not all security guards are slow, i almost got caught)
-may you be blessed by he who is known as the FLying Spaghetti Monster with his noodly goodness so you can experiance the heaven of beer volcanoes and strippers
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- ken worley
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#206
Get a pair of crutches at a yard sale.
Go to a very busy downtown intersection at afternoon rush hour.
Wait till the light turns yellow, and start sloooooowly hobbling across the street.
By the time you are halfway in front of the nearest car, they should have a green light, and be impatiently waiting for you.
Go even slower. You are a cripple....they have to avert their eyes, and pretend they aren't boiling with rage.
Make sure they miss their entire green by the time you get halfway across.
When their light turns red, and the other direction begins moving, stop, wipe your brow, pick up both crutches, tuck them under your arm, and jauntily stroll the rest of the way across, whistling in an oblivious, carefree manner.
Get a pair of crutches at a yard sale.
Go to a very busy downtown intersection at afternoon rush hour.
Wait till the light turns yellow, and start sloooooowly hobbling across the street.
By the time you are halfway in front of the nearest car, they should have a green light, and be impatiently waiting for you.
Go even slower. You are a cripple....they have to avert their eyes, and pretend they aren't boiling with rage.
Make sure they miss their entire green by the time you get halfway across.
When their light turns red, and the other direction begins moving, stop, wipe your brow, pick up both crutches, tuck them under your arm, and jauntily stroll the rest of the way across, whistling in an oblivious, carefree manner.

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Snail
Do the same thing but dress up as a Snail!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- ken worley
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go around a busy public area (mall or some such) with a petition that would ban petition in public areas.
paint yourself up and be a mime....if people leave change in your hat, stop your act, start yelling at them you only accept credit cards.
get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a blanket. push up and down sidewalk, stopping every so often to place bottle or pacifier on blanket. find an elderly couple.....try to sell child.
stand on a street corner and stare up ....... see how many people try to find what you're staring at.
paint yourself up and be a mime....if people leave change in your hat, stop your act, start yelling at them you only accept credit cards.
get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a blanket. push up and down sidewalk, stopping every so often to place bottle or pacifier on blanket. find an elderly couple.....try to sell child.
stand on a street corner and stare up ....... see how many people try to find what you're staring at.
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
- ken worley
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ke_mikiao wrote:get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a blanket. push up and down sidewalk, stopping every so often to place bottle or pacifier on blanket. find an elderly couple.....try to sell child.
Reminds me of one I heard a while back. It only works if you live somewhere where they sell booze in the grocery stores, though:
Go to the grocery store. Fill the cart with beer and liquor, and then grab a package of diapers and a container of baby formula. At the checkout, pretend you don't have enough money. Put the diapers and formula back.
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!
Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!
You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.
Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!
You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.
- ken worley
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#37
Purchase a real human pelvis from a scientific supply house.
Place this in the trunk of your car, along with the following:
A coil of nylon rope.
A roll of duct tape.
A10-inch hunting knife.
A box of latex gloves.
A black ski mask.
Drive erratically on the interstate until you are pulled over.
Act evasive and nervous when the policeman approaches the car to question you.
Purchase a real human pelvis from a scientific supply house.
Place this in the trunk of your car, along with the following:
A coil of nylon rope.
A roll of duct tape.
A10-inch hunting knife.
A box of latex gloves.
A black ski mask.
Drive erratically on the interstate until you are pulled over.
Act evasive and nervous when the policeman approaches the car to question you.

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Go to a bar in the most intolerant part of town and speak with a foreign accent.
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