Converting woman more difficult?
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Converting woman more difficult?
Wouldn't converting a woman be seemingly impossible once you mention The Stripper Factory? I'm new, and I haven't had much time to delve into this.
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EarthRise
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Not really; girlfriend converted very quickly.
See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.
See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.
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To translate the above...there are also male strippers.
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EarthRise wrote:Not really; girlfriend converted very quickly.
See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.
Non-alcoholic beverages as well, for the driver, or for the folks who aren't really that into getting drunk.
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I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music
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lordpunkmonk wrote:I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music
1: It's heaven. No hangovers.
2: It's heaven. Sleep wherever you want, it's nice and comfortable.
3: It's heaven. They strip for free.
4: It's heaven. The Angels can win the Pennant.
5: It's heaven. Apple has already started marketing the iPod there.
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Re: Converting woman more difficult?
Lazor wrote:Wouldn't converting a woman be seemingly impossible once you mention The Stripper Factory? I'm new, and I haven't had much time to delve into this.
Affer a cuppa muntz wid me , da wimmin alwaze be runnin' off convertin' ta sumfin....Dare ye have at it ....juss be a good kook...yar yar yar.....
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:lordpunkmonk wrote:3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
3: It's heaven. They strip for free.
They'll probably issue some sort of token currency just so you can enjoy the concept of sticking bits of paper/plastic in strippers' undergarments, but it will have no real value apart from entertainment value.
We should try designing it. Like the Chinese have Heaven/Hell banknotes, we could have FSM banknotes, only for use in FSM Heaven strip clubs.
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PirateGuy wrote:Don't forget about the robot and android strippers!
And sheep strippers too! Don't forget the sheep strippers!!!
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Considering that it is a stripper factory, and it is heaven, I would say they go to you. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your ass if you want.
Whatever you want will come to you...hmmm
If you sit there and do nothing they will come.
Whatever you want will come to you...hmmm
If you sit there and do nothing they will come.
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