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Postby DaveL » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:05 am

ChowMein wrote:Swiss Chocolat Roll


.......uhhhh....... kint unleesh anudder uponest ye folkes..... knot yet.


YArrrrr...

Did ye roll it in coconut Chow? Anything that's brown and rolled in coconut will be deemed edible by the lads. Just make sure it looks like a swiss roll.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:07 am

Chow Mein

Just add noodles.
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:13 am

Capin Rev. Squire Redbeers "Chow Mein " wid nutz

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Chow Mein

Just add noodles.


Add ye favwrit nutz .
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:38 am

Maggot Flambe'


Doze ye effer 'ave dem toimes wen ye mateys shew up knot aspectid ?

Ye mates 'aving uh unpromptoo hot pokarr parrdee ?

All Ye barrels be emptee ?

Knot ta wurree mateys! ... darr be blubber stilla coatin' yer barrel wid plenty o' maggots innit .

Scrape 'em into ye pan an' set alite afore eny wot sirvived getz aweigh .

Nice wid frsh Iced Tea !
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:10 am

Madame Fifi's Stir Fried Lice With Crabs and Bedbugs


If ye crew survive a night at Fifi's , this be thee perfect opportunity to take advantage of fresh ingredients .

Have ye Wok good and hot !
Add ye blubber .
Quickly add ye day old lice , toss in ye bugs , stir an' toss about quick like and serve . ( ye may also add itty bitty teenie weenie carrots and peas to make a more balanced meal ) .

Me crew cant get enough !

Much thanks to Madame Fifi ( and Chantal ).
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:22 am

The Blunoze

This loverly grog is from thee Stillmaster himself .

Pour three bottles Captains Delight into a bucket of smashed ice berg , add 2 doz. nozes and allow to turn blue , then squeeze the blood and guts out of 40 pounds limes and oranges into ye bucket .

A must when in thee Doldrums !
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:25 am

Capin Danze Bluddy Sirprize

Anudder muss fur thee Doldrums wen yeer offisirs arr droppin' fass .
Ye muss werk qwik lyke yerseffs an git it all unto ye calldrun ove smackt ice burg .
Add wun bottle 'ove Captains Delite fer ecch ove ye poured mateys .

Sirve immeadeately .

Ye neffer no whom ye be gitten' , dats da sirprize .
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:12 pm

Icky Ooze Smoothee ...(a seasonal drink)...

Inna larrge cauldren stir a half cup of icks into the ooze wilst slowly blendin in snow . Serve immeadley .

*** for thee speshul hocashun opin up the Weeping Pustule Speshul Reserve '68***
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:25 am

GanGreene Goolosh


THARRrrrr! ye be... . Ye be in wun battel affer anudder... Sawbonze kint keep up...

"Well Mateys ! Ye bess be... 'ELPIN' DOC OWT !

Safe allum wee bits ...ye gonna need 'em laydarr...


...... Plaze 10 powns afflictid bits inna calldren , stir in ye chopped seaweed , bring ta boil , remoof frum heet , add thee dressings ....ARRGH!
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:40 am

Capin Danze Smoked Teredo Inna Stick

Well its has happened yet again...the crew is complaining about getting the same meal day after day.

Here's a nifty little trick sent in from Dan ,

"Arr..'ola Mateys ! Doan thro waia da mouly peglegs , ye juss set em inda bilge , nex morn day be fulla woims....

Simplee setum alite ...

***fer da goremay ....yoose ownlee kaola tee lumbarr***

Thanks to Dan for an easy breezy fun treat for the Doldrums .
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:50 am

Larvae Chewing Gum


Wen yer mateys be dun by scurvy....leave the poor ole salt owt anudder day or so.

That way ye yield be higher.

YARR!..... ARRGH!
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:01 am

.............well then......if your silence be a nod of approval I will give ye one more and thast all for now...I mean it!...last one..


Toe Jam Presirves

Ye finde yourselfes wyth tyme upon ye hands .

WELL!.... GO HELP OUT DOC !...Ye may never knowe what ye may finde...My last visit yielded TEN 12oz jars of jam !

Add two spoons ooze into each jar , cap 'em , set in the bilge for one moon before use .
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:11 am

DaveL wrote:
ChowMein wrote:Swiss Chocolat Roll


.......uhhhh....... kint unleesh anudder uponest ye folkes..... knot yet.


YArrrrr...

Did ye roll it in coconut Chow? Anything that's brown and rolled in coconut will be deemed edible by the lads. Just make sure it looks like a swiss roll.


DAVY! YE BE A BLAGGERT ! ,

Ye dun stole me recipe !...Just fer that ye should give up thee "au gratin " in yer recipe fer Fish Head Stew ! YARRRR!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:57 pm

ENOUGH 'OVE YER SWABBLING ! CHOW!

I am putting a stop to this !

Tea in a pyrate cookbook! ... Such a notion ! Anymore of this nonsense and you WILL lose your commission !

......Aunty.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:48 am

Popeye's Canned Spinach TM

AHHHhhhhh Gagagagagaga....a.aa....gagagaga.....YarRr?...Mateys?...Ah gagagaga....Take ye wun can 'oves me Spinach an' et dem....Ahhhhhhgagagagaga........


....BES' WID OLIVES OYL !!!!......AAAAAHHHHH GaGaGa Ahhhhh..Agagagaga.......


*** eating spinach is an excellent way to prevent scury , thanks to Popeye ***
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