"That's What She Said"

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:49 am

Buzz Aldrin.

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Postby **Rainswept** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:10 am

Oedipus.

Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:15 am

My ex, before we were comfortable enough together to leave the bathroom door open.

Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.

Postby **Rainswept** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:25 am

Zankou, practicing for a day of spelling Nazi.

So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit,_____, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:28 am

Indiana Jones to his (treacherous) native guide.

That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:34 am

An obsessed teen girl, whose mother was telling her to stop spending all of her money, because the mother needed it for cigarettes.

"Fine! I don't care! Build a big horse and climb inside! I'm sticking to tradition! I'm just gonna charge the place! What a stupid idea! AS if they're going to think that it was a gift from the gods. Idiots!

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:38 am

The military commander of the US forces in Iraq when informed of Dubya's original invasion plans.

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:53 am

Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes.

"Oh, never mind that. S.A.R.S only affects Asians."

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:55 am

The same bigoted people who said that AIDS only affected homosexuals and blacks.

I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.

Capellini · Postby **Capellini** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:29 am

Paris Hilton

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:34 am

Paul Revere's first draft.

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am

Again, Paris Hilton.

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

Rev. Rowan Redbeard · Postby **Rev. Rowan Redbeard** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:44 am

George H to George W

Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

Detective TurtleHolmes · Postby **Detective TurtleHolmes** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:12 am

All part of a normal day for Cap'n Turtlehead.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Postby **Rainswept** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 am

Dr. Phil.

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman

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