Portsmouth News at Ten
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Portsmouth News at Ten
...and now the Portsmouth News at Ten headlines, read by Trevor McBlack Bart
Dongggggg (sound of ship's bell instead of Big ben)
AARRRR...Heavy floodin in the South an West of England...a chance ta plunder further inland lads!
Dongggggg
"Green" Cap'n Smith sais: "I told ye so"
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"Killer Barnacles a hoax," claim Shellfish Police
Dongggggg
Missing Spitoones, is Oz Nick the Culprit?
Dongggggg
Turkey Basting craze and how to keep abreast of it.
Donnggggg
Cap'n Cronan back from holiday this week, panic buying of lifejackets in Portsmouth.
Dongggggg (sound of ship's bell instead of Big ben)
AARRRR...Heavy floodin in the South an West of England...a chance ta plunder further inland lads!
Dongggggg
"Green" Cap'n Smith sais: "I told ye so"
Dongggggg
"Killer Barnacles a hoax," claim Shellfish Police
Dongggggg
Missing Spitoones, is Oz Nick the Culprit?
Dongggggg
Turkey Basting craze and how to keep abreast of it.
Donnggggg
Cap'n Cronan back from holiday this week, panic buying of lifejackets in Portsmouth.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Donnngggg
DaveL upsets even more people without even tryin'
DaveL upsets even more people without even tryin'
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Dongggggg
Riot at the Admiral Benbow after Landlord refuses a lockin.
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Dave L spotted cuddling wench and its not Pirgella
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Cap'n Cronan is weird, official
Dongggggg
Black Bart creates another pointless thread, apathy ensues.
Riot at the Admiral Benbow after Landlord refuses a lockin.
Dongggggg
Dave L spotted cuddling wench and its not Pirgella
Dongggggg
Cap'n Cronan is weird, official
Dongggggg
Black Bart creates another pointless thread, apathy ensues.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Donnngggg
Eunice O'Hare scores contract to model new swimsuit range. Brenda outraged.
Donnnngggg
Big Ron unleashes his new big sausage - the M.M.R. (the Mega Meaty Ron)
Donngggg
Piratica Football Club chase transfer deal with Vinnie Jones
Eunice O'Hare scores contract to model new swimsuit range. Brenda outraged.
Donnnngggg
Big Ron unleashes his new big sausage - the M.M.R. (the Mega Meaty Ron)
Donngggg
Piratica Football Club chase transfer deal with Vinnie Jones
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wig
Donnngggg
UFO Terror alert as Walktheplank's wig blows accross Portsmouth harbour in a storm!
UFO Terror alert as Walktheplank's wig blows accross Portsmouth harbour in a storm!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Pipe
Donnngggg
New Fish Head Stew Pipeline to Eastern Europe nears completion:

New Fish Head Stew Pipeline to Eastern Europe nears completion:

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Donnnggggg
Bustlin Brian the Portsmouth plumber wins pipeline contract.
Bustlin Brian the Portsmouth plumber wins pipeline contract.
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Undies
Donnngggg
Pirgella recognises her undies on that washing line and demands to know how "Green" Cap'n Smith got hold of em!
Pirgella recognises her undies on that washing line and demands to know how "Green" Cap'n Smith got hold of em!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Donnngggg
Pensioner makes shocking claim that The Black Spot helped her across the Road
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It was either me or the little Pink Dress explains Pirgella announcing her split with Dave L
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Capn'n Cronan spotted sailing up the Solent, Mayor orders the immediate evacuation of Portsmouth
Pensioner makes shocking claim that The Black Spot helped her across the Road
Donnngggg
It was either me or the little Pink Dress explains Pirgella announcing her split with Dave L
Donnngggg
Capn'n Cronan spotted sailing up the Solent, Mayor orders the immediate evacuation of Portsmouth
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Donnngggg
Big Ron announces half price sausage sale.
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Tiddles the cat named as Portsmouth citizen of the year.
Donnngggg
And now for some good news Cap'n Cronan lost at sea
Big Ron announces half price sausage sale.
Donnngggg
Tiddles the cat named as Portsmouth citizen of the year.
Donnngggg
And now for some good news Cap'n Cronan lost at sea
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Staff
Donnngggg
Simpsons Movie website allows you to create your own Simpsons Avatar
Donnngggg
Staff outing drinking binge shame of British workers:

Simpsons Movie website allows you to create your own Simpsons Avatar
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Staff outing drinking binge shame of British workers:

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Beijing
Donnngggg
Captain Cronan flies in from Beijing:

Captain Cronan flies in from Beijing:

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