How to pray to our noodly master
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How to pray to our noodly master
After reading the Gospel I noted no proper way to pray to our noodly master, might I sugjest.
Our Monster whom manages the stripper factory, Noodly is thy name. Thy pasta come, thy sauce be done, on Earth as it is in the beer volcano.
Give us this day our daily grog, and forgive us our eight “I’d really rather you didn’tsâ€
As we forgive those who do the didn’ts to us.
(I’m new here so I don’t know if any one has already come up with something like this.)
Our Monster whom manages the stripper factory, Noodly is thy name. Thy pasta come, thy sauce be done, on Earth as it is in the beer volcano.
Give us this day our daily grog, and forgive us our eight “I’d really rather you didn’tsâ€
As we forgive those who do the didn’ts to us.
(I’m new here so I don’t know if any one has already come up with something like this.)
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No worries. Prayer is done however you wish, permitted it follows the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.
If you really want to pray hardcore, eat some pasta and drink beer. But He understands if you don't.
If you really want to pray hardcore, eat some pasta and drink beer. But He understands if you don't.
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so long as you do not forget thy noodly master in you day to day activities, and mind thy holy day every friday, He shall not be angry.
also, I believe holiday is to start very soon! we must all go and get grog!
I must find me a manly man pirate!

also, I believe holiday is to start very soon! we must all go and get grog!
I must find me a manly man pirate!


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"Arrrrgh matey!" That is all that is required before a normal meal. However, I put extra emphasis into it when the meal be Pasta.
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I like to eat at Johnny Carino's on fridays, their meat balls are enormus. Does it matter what kind of pasta it is, angel hair or bowtie?
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Re: How to pray to our noodly master
Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?
Can I praise Him with some liqueur or wine?
And, of course, some pasta!
Can I praise Him with some liqueur or wine?
And, of course, some pasta!
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Re: How to pray to our noodly master
Me wench makes a' all day tomato sauce ev'y Friday, and then t' whole crew gathers round for Spaghetti and meatballs (fake one's they be from trader joe's, but tasty they is!)
RAmen!


RAmen!
Re: How to pray to our noodly master
Right before meals:
FSM is good
FSM is great
thank you for this food.
Amen
FSM is good
FSM is great
thank you for this food.
Amen
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The important is the spirit of the beer
The substantial thing is the soul of the beer - it is released when there is movement and oscillation and vibration - this can only be achieved by dumping the beer into a digestive tract - everyone must find the proper combination to achieve pastafarian mind.lari wrote:Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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