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pieces o'nine
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Moral Minority wrote:Decomposing redheads are made of win.
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Rainswept
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ken worley wrote: I creep on cat's feet into the bedchambers of pretty girls at night, silently snuggle with them till just before dawn, then sneak back out, undiscovered, in a set black silk Armani pajamas
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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pyjamas
Sorry matey...but it must be yer memory playin tricks...we've got yer on camera just before a mission:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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pieces o'nine wrote:farfalla(guy on shark)
If I may inquire, where did you find that quote? I wish to make a few minor changes. It's a lumberjack, for FSM's sake!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Rainswept
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ken worley wrote:I seriously do not remember ever typing those words, in any context, ever....
hehe. but you did
just like...
ken worley wrote:merely biting the heads off isn't enough, If the heads are not swallowed, digested and, er, further dealt with, they can simply be moistened, and reattached.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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St John the Blasphemist
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Rainswept, black bart, & Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Desire exists. It is... It is... It is... Ayn Rand just before a mission. It's a lumberjack, for FSM's sake!
Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
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KenWorley wrote:a night of satan-worship with "mr. monkey-raper" is irresistable
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Rainswept wrote:ken worley wrote:I seriously do not remember ever typing those words, in any context, ever....
hehe. but you did
just like...ken worley wrote:merely biting the heads off isn't enough, If the heads are not swallowed, digested and, er, further dealt with, they can simply be moistened, and reattached.
I believe we have not yet covered quoting out of the context of reality...
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants
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black bart
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strain
Rainswept Wrote:
The strain is beginning to tell!
Those are actual ken worley quotes damnit! I wandered through "TPBM" thread finding them!
The strain is beginning to tell!
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Horse
Ken Worley wrote:
...sometimes i wish i was a horse...
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pieces o'nine
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Rainswept
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ken worley wrote:Slept once in the arizona desert, with mouth open, and accidentally swallowed a tumbleweed.
Woke up the next morning with a scratchy throat, and a burning thirst.
Passed the tumbleweed, intact, two days later.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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