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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:00 am

Also true:

Have you ever had your date tell you they had genitile herpes...after? ("don't worry it isn't in an active state")
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:04 am

I've had amost the exact same thing happen! Not as bad as herpes, but still. I was safe and also got tested once she told me, but I can't imagine how she ever thought I'd have anything to do with her again after that.

**shudder**
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:17 am

I was lucky, didn't get it.

(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)

Mantra -selectivity and - safe sex, safe sex, save sex, safe sex

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:19 am

farfalla wrote:(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)
I assume the FSM is more tolerant of condoms than say, Catholicism.
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:22 am

Where does the FSM stand on condoms (doesn't work if you stand on them, they go on your noodle appendage)
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 am

Read the 8IRRYD's.
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Postby farfalla » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:18 am

okay, still fun to say ^^
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Postby Rainswept » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:55 am

Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?
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Postby black bart » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:14 am

I never can tell with Big Brenda!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby farfalla » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:18 pm

have you ever had visions of Big Brenda haunt you day and night?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:56 pm

Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?

I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.

Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
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Postby Lord of Numa » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:00 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?

I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.

Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
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no... but it sounds awesome :D
May the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster bathe you in his wondrous Mercy, Love, and Garlic Sauce!
May He bless MP3 Fiesta and their noodlicious music bargains!
May He also watch over Roffleopolis and touch it with his marvelous Noodly Appendages.

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:11 am

You joking?
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Postby farfalla » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:51 am

Rainswept wrote:Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?


or have her tell you she is not pregnant - it is a tumor

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:55 am

Have you ever woken in the middle of the night with a splitting headache, fearing that you might have a tumor, went to get your head scanned the next day and get told by the doctor to cut down on the coffee?

My life sure is amusing.
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