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- Rainswept
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I've had amost the exact same thing happen! Not as bad as herpes, but still. I was safe and also got tested once she told me, but I can't imagine how she ever thought I'd have anything to do with her again after that.
**shudder**
**shudder**
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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I assume the FSM is more tolerant of condoms than say, Catholicism.farfalla wrote:(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Read the 8IRRYD's.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
- Rainswept
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Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?
I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.
Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.
Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants



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.....~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?
I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.
Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
no... but it sounds awesome

May the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster bathe you in his wondrous Mercy, Love, and Garlic Sauce!
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May He also watch over Roffleopolis and touch it with his marvelous Noodly Appendages.
RAmen
May He bless MP3 Fiesta and their noodlicious music bargains!
May He also watch over Roffleopolis and touch it with his marvelous Noodly Appendages.
RAmen
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You joking?
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants



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