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- Detective TurtleHolmes
- Clouseau's Protege
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Oi tried buryin' me loot unnerneath an airport, but the customs orifices thort oi was buryin' a bomb! Oi thort it wood be moighty obvious of wot oi was doin', as oi was dressed in me best pirate regalia affer all!
I made it very clear to him of wot oi was doing, mainly usin' me cutlass in conjunction with 'is bowels, an' su'enly oi was surrounded by SWAT teams!
But the SWAT is nuffin compared to those devils, the Spanish Inquisition. Oi
'ad 'em all sorted out by lunchtoime.
I made it very clear to him of wot oi was doing, mainly usin' me cutlass in conjunction with 'is bowels, an' su'enly oi was surrounded by SWAT teams!
But the SWAT is nuffin compared to those devils, the Spanish Inquisition. Oi
'ad 'em all sorted out by lunchtoime.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
The-evil-bucket wrote:DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Why do pirates always bury their treasure in the middle of international airports?
ARRRRRR
Well most rental car places don't serve pirates, so they like to fly in and grab thARR booty.
YArrrr...
Whenever I try and hire a galleon from the airport, Oi get charged extra fees for the guns and cannon balls. Nuthin worse than rentin sumthin, then gettin caught in a full sea battle. The excess insurance can be a real headache!
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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- pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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YArrrrr...
Oi hates rentin' a galleon with only limited nautical miles. Last time when me limit was up, we had to abandon ship in the middle of the Sargasso Sea.
Oi hates rentin' a galleon with only limited nautical miles. Last time when me limit was up, we had to abandon ship in the middle of the Sargasso Sea.
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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- black bart
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Rental
Arrrgh...that'l teach ye to rent yer ships from Cronan Rentals.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Detective TurtleHolmes
- Clouseau's Protege
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"Our deals be better, oops, oi means worse than our boats!"
"When ye buy from Cronan, we give ye a lemon!"
"Croonin' Cronan 'll take care o' you!"
"Cronan's Boating: We'll sink you!"
"When ye buy from Cronan, we give ye a lemon!"
"Croonin' Cronan 'll take care o' you!"
"Cronan's Boating: We'll sink you!"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- Moral Minority
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Hai. Advantage of being Ninja is being abre to wark on water. I no need gareon to traver seas. I use seceret ninja powahs!!!
Have I tord of supah seceret puran to storm castre of evir shogun. We sturike across rake.
After that, we go straight to rair of evir shogun, rike shadow in night.
And when we finarry rocate evir shogun, we have Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate Destiny!!!
Have I tord of supah seceret puran to storm castre of evir shogun. We sturike across rake.
After that, we go straight to rair of evir shogun, rike shadow in night.
And when we finarry rocate evir shogun, we have Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate Destiny!!!
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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- Moral Minority
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- pieces o'nine
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MM, oi be confoosed. Wy should enyone say "firthy scurvy dog" to yer Kogamitsu? Iffen it had insulted us foist, oi could see hit, but...
(Eh, wot be a "Kogamitsu"? Be hit a dirrrty worrrd?)
Also, iffen we say "firthy scurvy dog", wot will yer Kogamitsu be loikely ter say in return? Oi don speak Ninja so flooent so oi needs elp wiv wot ter hexpect from thee tipee call conversation, loike.
Thankin ye in hadvance-
pieces o'nine
(Eh, wot be a "Kogamitsu"? Be hit a dirrrty worrrd?)
Also, iffen we say "firthy scurvy dog", wot will yer Kogamitsu be loikely ter say in return? Oi don speak Ninja so flooent so oi needs elp wiv wot ter hexpect from thee tipee call conversation, loike.
Thankin ye in hadvance-
pieces o'nine
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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- Detective TurtleHolmes
- Clouseau's Protege
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Moral Minority wrote: Urtimate Showdown of Urtimate Destiny!!!
Aargh! Me mate 'as been singin' that sea shanty fer days on end!
Darn AarghTube!
Bet then again, oi've been singin' Banana Phone...
It's no baloney, you know.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- PantyGnawer
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- PantyGnawer
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