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Postby ken worley » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:27 pm

lpm wrote:I wish that the person who grants my wish will die imeadiatly after granting it.


...As lpm rolls off of the now-dead girl who relieved him of his virginity...

I wish for a poster-sized pic of cap's back-dimples/whale-tail to hang up in my garage.
(I could just download one from www.girlswhowerebrieflyplaythingsofenti ... africa.com, but I am hoping for a signed copy.)
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:53 pm

granted it has now crushed your car

I wish that the voices in my head would stop telling me to kill.
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:10 pm

Granted. They will now tell you to sell all your worldly possessions and send them to me.

I wish all religious people would convert to Pastafarianism.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:31 pm

granted now pastaferianism is meaningless

I wish I had some cake on a plate with chocolate shakes in cups next to it
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:07 am

Granted. Both the cake and shakes are made with chocolate Ex-Lax.

I wish I didn't have to think up my own wish just to curse others'.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:19 am

Grntd. A grand piano falls on your head in result.

I wish I was Eric Clapton.
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Postby farfalla » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:05 am

you now have the Clap

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:11 am

Granted. I'll cut all his legs off for you.

I wish nobody would curse this wish.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:58 am

Granted. That was your last wish, however.

I wish that I had the '62 Gibson SG...
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:25 pm

Granted. Your possesion of an ubercool guitar results in increased sexual interest for you. Unfortunatelly, you get drunk and have sex without a condom and now you have AIDS.

I wish for a Spas Franchi 12.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:06 pm

Granted. You mistake it for something totally different, however, and manage to blast your intestines through improper usage.

I wish for, what else, world peace.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:39 pm

But then, what else, the aliens come looking for that missing dollar fron earlier and, seeing Earth as an easy pushover, enslave everyone on the planet.

I wish we will be free from our alien overlords from now on.
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Postby ken worley » Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:51 pm

Granted.
Now our collective apathy and laziness means we will be ruled by the kind of people who seek power, every bit as parasitic and selfish as the aliens, but without the superior intellect.....wonderful.


I wish all the tweekers would drop immediately dead.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:10 pm

The tweakers are now dead, but a colony of hippies moves in right next to you.


I wish that damn bear would finally finish taking that dump.
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:29 pm

Granted. It has run out of toilet paper and mauls you to get teh last roll.

I wish I could mend my broken wings and learn to fly.
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