Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook
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- anthrobabe
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stewe
no fish heads
take a large pot
put in whatever you want
*like chicken(skinned, and no feathers), whole cut up chicken good
*some onion-to taste
*some celery-to taste
*some salt and black pepper to taste(do this last, too salty is yuck)
*about 3 quarts of water-enough to just cover everything
*some cilantro-- a good half bunch, washed, just plop it in there-you'll fish it out later
*a few pieces of bacon-or even fatback
*a couple of handfuls of rice(wait to add this-- read the directions)
*3 or 4 large carrots, cut up in chunks
bring to a boil, boil until chicken is cooked, remove chicken and let cool until you can handle it, cut meat off bones and return chicken to pot, fish out bacon and chop up in pieces, put all eat back into broth in pot, NOW ADD THE RICE AND SALT! and cook until rice is cooked. fish our cilantro and throw overboard. Ladle hot stewe into bowles and serve with crusty bread and whatever you want to drink.
no fish heads
take a large pot
put in whatever you want
*like chicken(skinned, and no feathers), whole cut up chicken good
*some onion-to taste
*some celery-to taste
*some salt and black pepper to taste(do this last, too salty is yuck)
*about 3 quarts of water-enough to just cover everything
*some cilantro-- a good half bunch, washed, just plop it in there-you'll fish it out later
*a few pieces of bacon-or even fatback
*a couple of handfuls of rice(wait to add this-- read the directions)
*3 or 4 large carrots, cut up in chunks
bring to a boil, boil until chicken is cooked, remove chicken and let cool until you can handle it, cut meat off bones and return chicken to pot, fish out bacon and chop up in pieces, put all eat back into broth in pot, NOW ADD THE RICE AND SALT! and cook until rice is cooked. fish our cilantro and throw overboard. Ladle hot stewe into bowles and serve with crusty bread and whatever you want to drink.
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I IS A FEERCE AN PUFFY PIRATE CATPIN!
FISHWISKY
0.75 BARREL SWEET-TASTE RAW FISH - NO GUTZ - HEAD & TAIL OK
0.25 BARREL SEA GRAPE
WATER FILL BARREL
PISSINIT*
COVER BARREL LOOSE & LEEVE IN HOT SUN 8.3 FORTNIGHT. DRAIN LIQID & DISTIL - EAT FISH
*BEST IS INHEET QUEEN CAT PISSINIT
FISHWISKY
0.75 BARREL SWEET-TASTE RAW FISH - NO GUTZ - HEAD & TAIL OK
0.25 BARREL SEA GRAPE
WATER FILL BARREL
PISSINIT*
COVER BARREL LOOSE & LEEVE IN HOT SUN 8.3 FORTNIGHT. DRAIN LIQID & DISTIL - EAT FISH
*BEST IS INHEET QUEEN CAT PISSINIT
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FLAKY SCRAPINGS
Ingreedyents:
1 pie crust
1 skinned bilge rat
2 ship's biscuits (weevily)
1. Put rat, pie crust an' biscuits inna pigs bladder.
2. Hit bladder wi' cannonball until everything be mixed together thoroughly.
3. Boil cannonball fer 10 minutes
4. Try to eat cannonball, lose temper and throw pig's bladder into the sea.
5. Cook something else.
Ingreedyents:
1 pie crust
1 skinned bilge rat
2 ship's biscuits (weevily)
1. Put rat, pie crust an' biscuits inna pigs bladder.
2. Hit bladder wi' cannonball until everything be mixed together thoroughly.
3. Boil cannonball fer 10 minutes
4. Try to eat cannonball, lose temper and throw pig's bladder into the sea.
5. Cook something else.
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Chips With Pootin
Yarr ! Take wot be leff 'ove poor 'ole Jimmy an' slice inna chips.
Let dry inna sun.
Smudder chips wiff wot poo be in thee tin chamber pot.
Tommy be gettin bedder , soze dis cud be yer lass meal until Bobby goes .
Yarr ! Take wot be leff 'ove poor 'ole Jimmy an' slice inna chips.
Let dry inna sun.
Smudder chips wiff wot poo be in thee tin chamber pot.
Tommy be gettin bedder , soze dis cud be yer lass meal until Bobby goes .
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Stew
Fish Head Stew Surprise
Prepare Pie and Crust with best weevil free pastry
Pour Fish Head Stew in and Batten down crust
Sell off at twice the price labeled as 'Chicken and Mushroom'
Remember to leave false name and address
Prepare Pie and Crust with best weevil free pastry
Pour Fish Head Stew in and Batten down crust
Sell off at twice the price labeled as 'Chicken and Mushroom'
Remember to leave false name and address
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Rum Surprise
INGREDIENTS:
The surprise te this dish is that it contains only wun ingredient!
1. Rum
PREPARATION:
Obtain wun glass. Pour rum inna glass. Drink.
Repeat preparation stage un'il propurly pished. Then drink summore.
By the end ov the noight, make shure that most ov yer piss is down yer front. Then git inna a foight wif the innkeeper an' get kicked out. Spew all ov yer piss on the pathway, then crawl te anovver pub an' get pished summore.
INGREDIENTS:
The surprise te this dish is that it contains only wun ingredient!
1. Rum
PREPARATION:
Obtain wun glass. Pour rum inna glass. Drink.
Repeat preparation stage un'il propurly pished. Then drink summore.
By the end ov the noight, make shure that most ov yer piss is down yer front. Then git inna a foight wif the innkeeper an' get kicked out. Spew all ov yer piss on the pathway, then crawl te anovver pub an' get pished summore.
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Dear Cap'n T:
This be wunuva best resipees oi has ever heard ov! Oi finks ye shood 'ave yer own cable tv cooking show; oi wood wotch hit faythefull, even videeotape hit to not miss hany episodes wot be brodcast when oi be out raidin.
Oi does have one queschun fer yer hexpertise. Wot ingreedyents can successfully be substitooted, iffin ye be out ov rum, loike.
Thankin ye in hadvance-
Cap'n Graham Kerr
This be wunuva best resipees oi has ever heard ov! Oi finks ye shood 'ave yer own cable tv cooking show; oi wood wotch hit faythefull, even videeotape hit to not miss hany episodes wot be brodcast when oi be out raidin.
Oi does have one queschun fer yer hexpertise. Wot ingreedyents can successfully be substitooted, iffin ye be out ov rum, loike.
Thankin ye in hadvance-
Cap'n Graham Kerr
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Floyd
Aaaargh, better keep that recipe away from Keith Floyd or Delia Smith matey!
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Oi be serchin' fer a resepee fer Treekl Tartz (not th' kind what hang out in th' lesser establishmints wher the Grog be mosly warter, the baked loike a pie kind).
Seems sumwun left the cellur doorz opin an' me 50 weight of sugar be moist. Oi'm gonna have ter make treelk out of it, and moight also moek treekl out of th' blaggard whot left th' cellur opin.
P'raps one of yer fancy ship's cooks can help me?
Seems sumwun left the cellur doorz opin an' me 50 weight of sugar be moist. Oi'm gonna have ter make treelk out of it, and moight also moek treekl out of th' blaggard whot left th' cellur opin.
P'raps one of yer fancy ship's cooks can help me?
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Treacle Tart
Arrrgh if ye finds the recipe Auntie, ye can wear this T Shirt:


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Tree-kill
Tree-kill...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!
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