Ye go onta yon "FSM Discussion Forum Index", then look te yer roight, wharr a list comes unner thy headin' o' "Posts".
Then ye scroll doon, take a looky at the amount "Pirate Discussion" 'as, then 'ave a look at "Currant Vents", and the amount o' posts it has, then ye subtract the amoont we 'ave, from the amount the scurvy blaggards down at "Currant 'Vents" 'ave, an foila!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.