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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:58 pm

"ARGH" , quote thee raven nevermore .
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Tell Tale Hook

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:21 am

Aaaaargh the strange case of The Tell Tale Hook, see Far fetched Annecdotes page 3.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:40 am

Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...
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Postby PantyGnawer » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:09 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...


That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!
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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:42 am

PirateGuy wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...


That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!

Arrrgh, PG< that moight comfert ye fer nowin habout Thee Lolcat Bible, witch has become me newe favorut tranzlashun.
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cats

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:03 am

Aaaargh...I can't remember the bible even mentionin cats.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:08 pm

'Ave ye nivvir 'eard thee bewdifull Gospell ov Jon?

John teh Baptist Sez "I Iz Not Jebus!! No Wai!!11!!!1!!1!!

19 Jerusalem Sent Levites and Pretchers to John and sez "OMG! Who r u?" 20 John says "Me no lyer, not Jebus, Ceiling Cats kitteh"

21 They asked him, "Who R u? R u Elijah?"
He said, "Omg no!"
"R u teh Profitz?"
He sez, "WTF? Omg, No!"

22 Tehn they wuz, "LOL, so hoo ar you?"

23 John got all liek profit Isaiah LOL srsly, "O hai am liek gai talks in desert, 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum!!!!1!' "

24 Pharisees sez, 25 "Oh hai wai you washt ppl if no Christ or profit? NO LIKE WET FURZ!!1!"

26 John sez "Ai washt wit water (WTF???). But don no this won manz. 27 Him folowz me. Ai no allowd to play wit hes shooz"

28 Wuz at Bethany.


I were hexspeshully moved by thee hinjunkshun against vacuumin' an 'ave me cabbin bouy scourin' thee texts ter foind comanments against dustin', foldin' lawndry, and defrostin' thee hice box.

Scripchure be dead yoosful ter nose, sumtoimes.
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Postby DaveL » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:44 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:
PirateGuy wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...


That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!

Arrrgh, PG< that moight comfert ye fer nowin habout Thee Lolcat Bible, witch has become me newe favorut tranzlashun.


YArrrr...that's freakin hilarious.

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Skullduggery

Postby black bart » Fri May 02, 2008 9:14 am

Aaaargh...thar be Skullduggery afoot...
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Postby DaveL » Fri May 02, 2008 4:31 pm

This cracks me up!!

Ceiling cat = God

Now Try reading Genesis:

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.


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Postby DaveL » Fri May 02, 2008 4:38 pm

PirateGuy wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...


That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!


YArrrrr...

PG

That could be our next quest! After the current one :wink: :wink:
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat May 03, 2008 11:35 am

DaveL wrote:
PirateGuy wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...


That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!


YArrrrr...

PG

That could be our next quest! After the current one :wink: :wink:
A working party shall be formed. Looks like a Wiki project in the making.


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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat May 03, 2008 2:19 pm

A QUEST ! A QUEST ! ARGH , ME KINGDOM FER A QUEST !
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Sun May 04, 2008 1:17 am

you is has kingdom? we is can Quest.


mebbe you is not come back tho.... or mebbe you is come back pished.
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Tower

Postby black bart » Tue May 06, 2008 5:31 am

Arrrrgh...I did a Quest once...it be not fer the faint hearted. Many's the skeletal remains I tripped over on me way ta glory.

The Dark Tower o questhood standeth orf afar an many a wrong turnin can be taken by a hinoccent young virgin...

...Oh hang on, there be no worries here then.
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