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Tell Tale Hook
Aaaaargh the strange case of The Tell Tale Hook, see Far fetched Annecdotes page 3.
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PirateGuy wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...
That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!
Arrrgh, PG< that moight comfert ye fer nowin habout Thee Lolcat Bible, witch has become me newe favorut tranzlashun.
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cats
Aaaargh...I can't remember the bible even mentionin cats.
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'Ave ye nivvir 'eard thee bewdifull Gospell ov Jon?
I were hexspeshully moved by thee hinjunkshun against vacuumin' an 'ave me cabbin bouy scourin' thee texts ter foind comanments against dustin', foldin' lawndry, and defrostin' thee hice box.
Scripchure be dead yoosful ter nose, sumtoimes.
John teh Baptist Sez "I Iz Not Jebus!! No Wai!!11!!!1!!1!!
19 Jerusalem Sent Levites and Pretchers to John and sez "OMG! Who r u?" 20 John says "Me no lyer, not Jebus, Ceiling Cats kitteh"
21 They asked him, "Who R u? R u Elijah?"
He said, "Omg no!"
"R u teh Profitz?"
He sez, "WTF? Omg, No!"
22 Tehn they wuz, "LOL, so hoo ar you?"
23 John got all liek profit Isaiah LOL srsly, "O hai am liek gai talks in desert, 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum!!!!1!' "
24 Pharisees sez, 25 "Oh hai wai you washt ppl if no Christ or profit? NO LIKE WET FURZ!!1!"
26 John sez "Ai washt wit water (WTF???). But don no this won manz. 27 Him folowz me. Ai no allowd to play wit hes shooz"
28 Wuz at Bethany.
I were hexspeshully moved by thee hinjunkshun against vacuumin' an 'ave me cabbin bouy scourin' thee texts ter foind comanments against dustin', foldin' lawndry, and defrostin' thee hice box.
Scripchure be dead yoosful ter nose, sumtoimes.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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pieces o'nine wrote:PirateGuy wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...
That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!
Arrrgh, PG< that moight comfert ye fer nowin habout Thee Lolcat Bible, witch has become me newe favorut tranzlashun.
YArrrr...that's freakin hilarious.
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Skullduggery
Aaaargh...thar be Skullduggery afoot...
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This cracks me up!!
Ceiling cat = God
Now Try reading Genesis:

Ceiling cat = God
Now Try reading Genesis:
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

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PirateGuy wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...
That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!
YArrrrr...
PG
That could be our next quest! After the current one


A working party shall be formed. Looks like a Wiki project in the making.
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DaveL wrote:PirateGuy wrote:pieces o'nine wrote:Bart, ye daft git, hit be thee Tell Tale Arrrgh...
That be brilliant! We should work to translate the original into the pirate version!
YArrrrr...
PG
That could be our next quest! After the current one![]()
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A working party shall be formed. Looks like a Wiki project in the making.
if you can get em organized i'll bring the rum....
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Tower
Arrrrgh...I did a Quest once...it be not fer the faint hearted. Many's the skeletal remains I tripped over on me way ta glory.
The Dark Tower o questhood standeth orf afar an many a wrong turnin can be taken by a hinoccent young virgin...
...Oh hang on, there be no worries here then.
The Dark Tower o questhood standeth orf afar an many a wrong turnin can be taken by a hinoccent young virgin...
...Oh hang on, there be no worries here then.
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