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Noodly Appendage

Postby Clifford » Sat May 03, 2008 11:22 am

This is a song given to me by one who is unable to join these forums. The song he did request I post here follows ...

http://www.archive.org/details/NoodlyAppendage

Noodly Appendage

by Hoss

I shrink in size
Held down for a moment
Then the noodle’s gone
Meatball dreams
Bulging, crabby eyes
A stripper factory

Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Friday grog
Pasta boils in water
Pirates sail the seas
Evolution
Denies His Saucy Spirit’s scent of basil leaves

Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Now, don’t hang on
Let his noodle touch you and away he flies
Beer volcanoes
Wenches, pirate duds, a patch over one eye

Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage

(All we are is Pastafarians)

Noodly Appendage (Everyone’s a Pastafarian)

Touched by His Noodly Appendage.




I think it's quite good myself
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sat May 03, 2008 6:41 pm

I give it a hearty ARRGH! Does it have a melody?
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Postby Clifford » Sun May 04, 2008 11:14 am

yes it does. I'm trying to get the mp3 of it on here as I type
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sun May 04, 2008 11:46 am

Yarrr...thee melody be from 'Kansas", innit?
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Postby Clifford » Mon May 05, 2008 5:17 am

Here is a link to the song!

http://www.archive.org/details/NoodlyAppendage

Enjoy it!
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Postby Captain D Flint » Mon May 05, 2008 5:48 am

YARR! That be a mighty good song, me crew are singing it while they swab th' deck...
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby Nahmala » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:30 pm

I love this version! I've memorized it and I sing it all the time. :D
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby DaveL » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:23 am

Great use of argghh!! + the guitar solo was awesome. Well done!
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:27 am

This has been here since May and I've only just discovered it...when's the greatest hits out?
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby plisade » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:41 pm

Well, I've finally got my Discussion Forum registration to go through. Thanks, Clifford, for posting my (borrowed-from-Kansas) song.

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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby plisade » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:35 pm

By the way, the guitar solo is mostly from Led Zeplin's, Stairway to Heaven.
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby Jokesterpants » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:08 pm

Best song ever!!! :fsm_rock: it makes me appreciate Him even more now.
Praise the Noodly one.
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby ACBarakas » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:46 pm

I enjoyed the song..
Made me laugh, and I played in one window, sang along in the other...
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Re: Noodly Appendage

Postby plisade » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:42 pm

Finally, the MTV version... http://youtu.be/CIQDR1kX_sM
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