Noodly Appendage
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Noodly Appendage
This is a song given to me by one who is unable to join these forums. The song he did request I post here follows ...
http://www.archive.org/details/NoodlyAppendage
Noodly Appendage
by Hoss
I shrink in size
Held down for a moment
Then the noodle’s gone
Meatball dreams
Bulging, crabby eyes
A stripper factory
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Friday grog
Pasta boils in water
Pirates sail the seas
Evolution
Denies His Saucy Spirit’s scent of basil leaves
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Now, don’t hang on
Let his noodle touch you and away he flies
Beer volcanoes
Wenches, pirate duds, a patch over one eye
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
(All we are is Pastafarians)
Noodly Appendage (Everyone’s a Pastafarian)
Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
I think it's quite good myself
http://www.archive.org/details/NoodlyAppendage
Noodly Appendage
by Hoss
I shrink in size
Held down for a moment
Then the noodle’s gone
Meatball dreams
Bulging, crabby eyes
A stripper factory
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Friday grog
Pasta boils in water
Pirates sail the seas
Evolution
Denies His Saucy Spirit’s scent of basil leaves
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Now, don’t hang on
Let his noodle touch you and away he flies
Beer volcanoes
Wenches, pirate duds, a patch over one eye
Noodly Appendage
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
(All we are is Pastafarians)
Noodly Appendage (Everyone’s a Pastafarian)
Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
I think it's quite good myself
Clifford
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Re: Noodly Appendage
I love this version! I've memorized it and I sing it all the time. 

NaHmAlA
Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense...
Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
Yeah, makes perfect sense...
Re: Noodly Appendage
Great use of argghh!! + the guitar solo was awesome. Well done!
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Re: Noodly Appendage
This has been here since May and I've only just discovered it...when's the greatest hits out?
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Re: Noodly Appendage
Well, I've finally got my Discussion Forum registration to go through. Thanks, Clifford, for posting my (borrowed-from-Kansas) song.
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Re: Noodly Appendage
By the way, the guitar solo is mostly from Led Zeplin's, Stairway to Heaven.
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Re: Noodly Appendage
Best song ever!!!
it makes me appreciate Him even more now.

Praise the Noodly one.
Re: Noodly Appendage
I enjoyed the song..
Made me laugh, and I played in one window, sang along in the other...
Made me laugh, and I played in one window, sang along in the other...
Re: Noodly Appendage
Finally, the MTV version... http://youtu.be/CIQDR1kX_sM
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