Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'
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Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'
damn pirates....it must be cathing.
Anyhow, I recently have been the beneficiary of a rare forum honor.
Cap has bestowed upon me the rank of "king of the pervs", in place of regular, post-count-based rankings.
This did two things I find delightful.
1. Made zankou burn with impotent, jealous frustrated canadian anger.(anger lite®, perhaps?)
2. Proved again that cap is itching to touch me in my bikini area.
(do not worry, little one...soon.....soon)
*applies reddish-blonde highlight creme to chest hair*
*tosses dirty clothes over stack of pornography beside bed*
Give the person who posted before you a rank that suits their personality.(if in fact they have one).
Anyhow, I recently have been the beneficiary of a rare forum honor.
Cap has bestowed upon me the rank of "king of the pervs", in place of regular, post-count-based rankings.
This did two things I find delightful.
1. Made zankou burn with impotent, jealous frustrated canadian anger.(anger lite®, perhaps?)
2. Proved again that cap is itching to touch me in my bikini area.
(do not worry, little one...soon.....soon)
*applies reddish-blonde highlight creme to chest hair*
*tosses dirty clothes over stack of pornography beside bed*
Give the person who posted before you a rank that suits their personality.(if in fact they have one).

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Re: Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'
ken worley wrote:damn pirates....it must be cathing.
Anyhow, I recently have been the beneficiary of a rare forum honor.
Cap has bestowed upon me the rank of "king of the pervs", in place of regular, post-count-based rankings.
This did two things I find delightful.
1. Made zankou burn with impotent, jealous frustrated canadian anger.(anger lite®, perhaps?)
2. Proved again that cap is itching to touch me in my bikini area.
(do not worry, little one...soon.....soon)
*applies reddish-blonde highlight creme to chest hair*
*tosses dirty clothes over stack of pornography beside bed*
Give the person who posted before you a rank that suits their personality.(if in fact they have one).
Why would I be jealous of your title as 'king of the pervs'?
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
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