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Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'

Postby ken worley » Mon May 05, 2008 11:14 pm

damn pirates....it must be cathing.

Anyhow, I recently have been the beneficiary of a rare forum honor.

Cap has bestowed upon me the rank of "king of the pervs", in place of regular, post-count-based rankings.


This did two things I find delightful.

1. Made zankou burn with impotent, jealous frustrated canadian anger.(anger lite®, perhaps?)


2. Proved again that cap is itching to touch me in my bikini area.
(do not worry, little one...soon.....soon)

*applies reddish-blonde highlight creme to chest hair*

*tosses dirty clothes over stack of pornography beside bed*


Give the person who posted before you a rank that suits their personality.(if in fact they have one).
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Postby ken worley » Tue May 06, 2008 12:19 am

my second-since joining accidental double-post.


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Postby ken worley » Tue May 06, 2008 12:20 am

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Postby Rainswept » Tue May 06, 2008 7:15 am

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Re: Invent an Apropos Rank for the Person A'fore Ye'

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 06, 2008 8:31 am

ken worley wrote:damn pirates....it must be cathing.

Anyhow, I recently have been the beneficiary of a rare forum honor.

Cap has bestowed upon me the rank of "king of the pervs", in place of regular, post-count-based rankings.


This did two things I find delightful.

1. Made zankou burn with impotent, jealous frustrated canadian anger.(anger lite®, perhaps?)


2. Proved again that cap is itching to touch me in my bikini area.
(do not worry, little one...soon.....soon)

*applies reddish-blonde highlight creme to chest hair*

*tosses dirty clothes over stack of pornography beside bed*


Give the person who posted before you a rank that suits their personality.(if in fact they have one).

Why would I be jealous of your title as 'king of the pervs'?
--Zankou II

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Postby Rainswept » Tue May 06, 2008 9:59 am

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Postby black bart » Tue May 06, 2008 12:43 pm

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