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Postby DaveL » Tue May 13, 2008 9:44 pm

HOUSTON WE HAVE IGNITION!!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 13, 2008 9:44 pm

*shakes head in despair and apathy*
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue May 13, 2008 10:30 pm

*kicks Zanny in the shins*
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Capellini
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Postby Capellini » Tue May 13, 2008 10:33 pm

ken worley wrote:I was kinda hopin' she'd disappoint you all.


Don't worry. I'm not impressed by this so much as deeply saddened by the far-reaching patheticness of the group.

A simple invitation would have done the trick.

And now I think I've seen all there is to see, so I'll be leaving this section again.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue May 13, 2008 10:38 pm

Capelinis location: the state of denial
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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed May 14, 2008 12:08 am

Capellini wrote:A simple invitation would have done the trick.


That wouldn't have been funny though. You actively chose to make 7,062 posts, of which none were ever in pirates.

We got you to think that it was your own idea to finally post in pirates. That is far more rewarding.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed May 14, 2008 12:59 am

Yarrr. Oi persues over raidin biziness fer wun day, an ye lot comes up wiv sumfink loike this!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 14, 2008 1:35 am

Huzzah!

Aww, she's left! An' we fergot te thank 'er fer 'elpin us in oor war on pollyticks!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed May 14, 2008 1:37 am

Oi thanked 'er roight away fer "jumpin roight on that" but she dint say, "Yer welcome, mate." Oi felt roight sloighted.
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Postby DaveL » Wed May 14, 2008 1:47 am

YArrrr...

It was meant to make her have a laugh n' feel like one of the gang. I hope she don't mean all that.

There be nuthin wrong wif making the boards a happy place.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Wed May 14, 2008 2:19 am

IT WORKED!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed May 14, 2008 2:41 am

Capellini wrote:
ken worley wrote:I was kinda hopin' she'd disappoint you all.


Don't worry. I'm not impressed by this so much as deeply saddened by the far-reaching patheticness of the group.

A simple invitation would have done the trick.

And now I think I've seen all there is to see, so I'll be leaving this section again.



HAHAHA !

Soze ye got sum sents ove humarr affer al .

BWaaaaaaahahahaha Pg , ye izza a crackarr .
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Postby black bart » Wed May 14, 2008 5:19 am

Blarrrgh, we didn't get ta bury Ken Worley up to his neck!
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Postby Griffin » Wed May 14, 2008 6:55 am

Pirates? Dunno. They all look the same to me.
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Postby anthrobabe » Wed May 14, 2008 8:38 am

Capellini wrote:
ken worley wrote:I was kinda hopin' she'd disappoint you all.


Don't worry. I'm not impressed by this so much as deeply saddened by the far-reaching patheticness of the group.

A simple invitation would have done the trick.

And now I think I've seen all there is to see, so I'll be leaving this section again.


but we were so hoping for a ethnographic study out of the entire experience----- :cry:
with footnotes :mrgreen:
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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