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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri May 16, 2008 10:43 pm

Did you know that arr

And argh , even when it doesn't need it .
Oi 'ave 'er put on a pink tutu .
Remoine me ove Davel and Pigella on dare weddin day , when Cap dances abowt wid thee mop loike thet .
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Postby ken worley » Sun May 18, 2008 12:53 pm

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...That Van Morrison's Brown-eyed Girl was originally written as an poem, about a girl who'd introduced him to "greek" lovemaking?
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Postby Dr Dagger » Sun May 18, 2008 2:12 pm

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...That we used to sing: shalala-lala-lala-lala-laladidah
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Postby Wawizzle » Sun May 18, 2008 2:13 pm

DYK

There are more plastic flamingos than real flamingos?
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun May 18, 2008 3:14 pm

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that everything in the world that looks brown is made in a vanilla flavor?
and DYK that I come in a rasberry flavor
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm

fixing my mess
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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm

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That all Scottish people wear clothing made from the skins of murdered Ethiopian cripples?
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Brown

Postby black bart » Mon May 19, 2008 7:51 am

ken worley wrote:Did you know:


That all Scottish people wear clothing made from the skins of murdered Ethiopian cripples?


You are absolutely right, here is our Prime Minister Gordon Brown after a recent diplomatic mission to Ethiopia:

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It's just a coincidence that his name happens to be 'Brown'.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 am

DYK

Thet DaveL is being pummeled inna food fight this very momint ?
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Kilt

Postby black bart » Mon May 19, 2008 9:24 am

Did You know that nothing is worn beneath the Kilt...

No...it's ALL in perfect working order! :wink:
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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Mon May 19, 2008 9:31 am

Did you know.....

...That to remain in proper, safe working order, jokes need to have a 14-point inspection, and an oil change, every 3500 miles?
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Adrian's Wall

Postby black bart » Mon May 19, 2008 9:43 am

Undeterred by Ken's dig...

Did you know that the famous Scottish monument should have been called Adrian's Wall after Adrian McTavish the builder:

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...here he is on his 400th tea break.
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tight

Postby black bart » Tue May 20, 2008 9:28 am

Did you know that in Franglais you can say things like:

la waitress a porte ses jeans bin tight
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue May 20, 2008 3:10 pm

Did you know that Jews cannot repair showers.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 20, 2008 4:24 pm

uh buoy ^
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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