Black Beard was a poofter
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Black Beard was a poofter
That Blackbeard fellar was just a big nancy boy who's ship was named arter a Queen, discuss.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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The blaggard ain't 'ave the mental capacity to be a poof.
'E be moor o' a "cannons at port bow!" toype o' man.
'E be moor o' a "cannons at port bow!" toype o' man.
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Dark
Aye, that's what I meant maytey...he were more of a Privateer. Them burnin tallows in his hair were there cos he wuz afraid o the dark.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Poofbeard
If ye arsks me...he had hair extentions:


The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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choked
Haaaarrr harrrgh, I just choked on me minstral!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Oi was 'earin 'e an' Elton John 'ave been seen togevver in Paris, browsin' yon 'andbag shops.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899
If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.
on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea
If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.
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Tea
Tea!!!!
I bet it were Blackbeard wot started the Boston tea Party...the great big woolly woofter!
I bet it were Blackbeard wot started the Boston tea Party...the great big woolly woofter!
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Wit wune o' those sailor blokes, ye can be ashoored.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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The Black Spot wrote:I were lookin' fer summit new to drink, when I happened upon a drink called Blackbeard's Revenge: http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=48899on a website o drinks it were wrote:Ingredients to use:
1.0 shot Banana Liqueur
3.0 whole Cloves
2.0 shot dark Rum
1.0 tbsp Sugar
1.0 cup chai Tea
If that big jessie got drunk on summit with tea in it, ee were a bigger nancy than we thought.
Thut drink sounds awesome! Much better thun tha shitty Flip that bart be makin.
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