Really Meatballs???
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Really Meatballs???
I Don't mean to be blasphemious but:
Can we really be sure those big brownish looking orbs are meatballs?
They sure look a lot like falafel to me... which tastes great with spaghetti btw
Can we really be sure those big brownish looking orbs are meatballs?
They sure look a lot like falafel to me... which tastes great with spaghetti btw
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Ah, but that would be the question here:
where in the scripture (I happen to hold one of the few remaining originals written on sheets of lasagna noodle) does it describe the actual consistence of the balls? I have studied every page many times and have not found any reference.
where in the scripture (I happen to hold one of the few remaining originals written on sheets of lasagna noodle) does it describe the actual consistence of the balls? I have studied every page many times and have not found any reference.
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ok i think it's meat and it's pig. you all know that muslims (oR how they'Re spelled in eng.) aRe not allowed to eat pig and i Really don't think that he would foRbid us to have such a gReat tasty expeRience like eating pig-meatballs with the holy spaghetti. also it could be a symbol foR "hey i'm the mighty FSM and not allah oR sth else"
let's tRy something else
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Also, the Flying Spagetti Monster wishes flimsy moral standards for all. Therefore, many ethical and moral arguments, including those for vegetarianism, hold no sway for many Pastafarians. That said, go the falafel!
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Duh...
....but not awake enough to login...
I wish I could edit the poll to include some more options... admin?

I wish I could edit the poll to include some more options... admin?
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I think the brown orbs are different things to different people, the Great One is not bound by a single physical form, but can take many flavours to best reward (or punish, maybe they can be coconuts, more people are killed by falling coconuts than are killed by sharks, so coconuts are pretty dangerous) his followers.
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Ahh yes, the delights of processed food. Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein, yum yum.
Actually, it is highly likely that the Holy FSM has no problem with these processed foods. Most meatballs would undoubtably contain HVP and other additives, therefore he's voting that they're okay.
Actually, it is highly likely that the Holy FSM has no problem with these processed foods. Most meatballs would undoubtably contain HVP and other additives, therefore he's voting that they're okay.
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Anonymous wrote:1) He is made of spaghetti
2) Only meatballs are served with spaghetti
3) Therefore God must exist
1) If it were tofu or falfala
2) He would not be made of spahetti
3) Therefore God must exit
Uhm, I think You're in the wrong thread here... You should probably move over to 'serious discussion'.
BTW:
Do you mean falafel or farfale???
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