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I want to see the new X Files film: I Want To Believe
even though I think it's going to be rubbish
even though I think it's going to be rubbish
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Killing Pablo, which will star Javier Bardem (Anton Chigurh) as my role model, Pablo Escobar.
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TDK for sure.
Probably Hellboy.
Maybe Guantanamo Bay.
The Panda one, perhaps?
Probably Hellboy.
Maybe Guantanamo Bay.
The Panda one, perhaps?
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not the panda!
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lordpunkmonk wrote:Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
I hope you guys are ready to jizz:
MONGOL
Official site: http://www.mongolmovie.com/
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiGsCzNPnxI
(Trailer is in Russian, but the version coming out will be in English.)
From what I can tell, it's like Alexander, only not shitty.
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thiers a Avengers movie comeing out.
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Ray Park...

is going to be playing Snake-Eyes!

is going to be playing Snake-Eyes!

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LOL!
Maul Returns!
Seriously the most badass villain of recent cinema.
O, and Mongol PWNED rotten tomatoes.
Maul Returns!
Seriously the most badass villain of recent cinema.
O, and Mongol PWNED rotten tomatoes.
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept
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~NoodleDemon~ wrote:O, and Mongol PWNED rotten tomatoes.
RT is absolutely useless on movies no one has ever heard of.
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It won an Academy Award in 2007 for best foreign language film!
Just because YOU've never heard of it . . .
Just because YOU've never heard of it . . .
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Taidje Khan wrote:It won an Academy Award in 2007 for best foreign language film!
Just because YOU've never heard of it . . .
First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.
RT is useful because it's the opinion of moviegoers in general. Foreign language films that were never released in theatres in the U.S. hardly get the attention of the average moviegoer. The people who see it are people who seek out movies like this because they are already predisposed to like it, which makes RT absolutely useless.
To the point, Mongol has 29 total community reviews, compared to 3217 for Iron Man. More freaking CRITICS (44) voted on it that actual movie patrons!
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Rainswept wrote:First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.
2006? 2005? Some year, at any rate. I'm not Google.
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Taidje Khan wrote:Rainswept wrote:First off, The Counterfeiters won best foreign language film 2007.
2006? 2005? Some year, at any rate. I'm not Google.

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Can't wait for You Don't Mess With the Zohan to come out in Aus cinemas. I've always been a fan of Sandler movies.
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Rainswept wrote:Let me be more clear, your movie never won any damn Oscars.
. . .
"Well, it should have!"
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