The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

I'm wondering if I should reveal my information on this matter, or remain mute?

NOOOoooooo doan do et... kepem inna darc .

[PantyGnawer]

I'm wondering if I should reveal my information on this matter, or remain mute?

Bring it! I'm guessing that you have ISP#s. I called mom today and gave her hell, but she just laughed her ass off. As far as jokes go , she had perfect timing. I'll give her credit for that at least.

You all think that I am starting a joke here, but the realism is far funnier than most could ever imagine.

Stop talking dirty shit in front of my mom!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

There are tears of laughter rolling down my face...this is better than South Park!

Correction: This is WAY better than South Park. And South Park is pretty damn good.

Oh, and PG's mum, you are definitely welcome to stay on these forums for as long as you like... you can tell us stories about PantyGnawer! I'm sure there are some embarrassing ones.

EDIT: Mrs. PG's mum, I would like to direct your attention to this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=19&t=10382&p=327678#p327678

Your son at his finest, I must say.

[Rainswept]

Oh, and PG's mum, you are definitely welcome to stay on these forums for as long as you like... you can tell us stories about PantyGnawer! I'm sure there are some embarrassing ones.

EDIT: Mrs. PG's mum, I would like to direct your attention to this thread:
viewtopic.php?f=19&t=10382&p=327678#p327678

Your son at his finest, I must say.

DTH, that was beautiful, my friend.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

*takes a bow*

Modest, I am not.

[Capellini]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

[Rainswept]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

Oh we can make it awkward anyway!

[PantyGnawer]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

No. What is your information on this matter!!!!!

[Capellini]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

No. What is your information on this matter!!!!!

That your mother is posting from the same physical address as you, which must mean she's breaking in to your place to log on while you're not home. So she's probably searching through your underwear drawer, as well. Find somewhere really good to hide the pot.

[Zankou 2.0]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

No. What is your information on this matter!!!!!

That your mother is posting from the same physical address as you, which must mean she's breaking in to your place to log on while you're not home. So she's probably searching through your underwear drawer, as well. Find somewhere really good to hide the pot.

IP addresses are confusing. I've never been able to figure them out.

[PantyGnawer]

Do you still live at home? Because this could get awkward if you do.

No. What is your information on this matter!!!!!

That your mother is posting from the same physical address as you, which must mean she's breaking in to your place to log on while you're not home. So she's probably searching through your underwear drawer, as well. Find somewhere really good to hide the pot.

Well then your information is greatly wrong. I haven't even been posting from my own house for the last two days. I am posting from my girlfriends parents house which is 100 miles from my own house, and 200 miles from moms house. In the last two weeks I have probrably posted from five different addresses, one of which IS my moms PC. Perhaps your tech skills aren't what you think they are.

It is so funny that people think that I am creating this issue on my own. The truth is far more funny, and once you realize it you will laugh your ass off.

What do I or mom have to do to convince you all that this isn't just me screwing around?

[Rainswept]

Strangely enough, I've come to believe you. It's the Perpetual Graduate comment that gets me. I just don't think you're clever enough to come up with that on your own.

[ken worley]

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What do I or mom have to do to convince you all that this isn't just me screwing around?

Are you willing to bet your taxidermied bird collection, and your stack of leaky shower curtains?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

What do I or mom have to do to convince you all that this isn't just me screwing around?

Hmm... your mum has to tell us something very embarrassing about you which you would not ever think of telling us.

Or you could get an unbiased third party to inform us on the matter. I prefer the first one.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Strangely enough, I've come to believe you. It's the Perpetual Graduate comment that gets me. I just don't think you're clever enough to come up with that on your own.

Yes . Must be Mum .