I Captain DaveL, local cross dressin' towndrunkard and occasional sailor do solemly declare resumption of hideous TV Character War on Mr.B.Bart purveyer of bad food for the following reasons.
1. Following a cessation of hostilities from the first war, several incursions of hideous TV characters have been found in several of Black Bart's posts.
2. Contravention of the Peace Treaty of 1707, which called for reparations to the other members of the Pirate community, following severe psychological distress.
3. The use of Boobahs in a recent post by Black Bart has resulted disturbances to the Cabal. The use of this image doth contravene all measures of good taste.

Following your recent incursion of good taste, I have no alternative but to retailiate...
COP THIS YER BAGGARD!

WE AUSSIES HAVE LOCAL MUTANT VARIETIES THAT NOT EVEN A MOTHER COULD LOVE. WE BE READY FOR YE!