Hideous TV Character War-Part 2 Declared

[DaveL]

Recently posted in the Portsmouth Herald...

I Captain DaveL, local cross dressin' towndrunkard and occasional sailor do solemly declare resumption of hideous TV Character War on Mr.B.Bart purveyer of bad food for the following reasons.

1. Following a cessation of hostilities from the first war, several incursions of hideous TV characters have been found in several of Black Bart's posts.

2. Contravention of the Peace Treaty of 1707, which called for reparations to the other members of the Pirate community, following severe psychological distress.

3. The use of Boobahs in a recent post by Black Bart has resulted disturbances to the Cabal. The use of this image doth contravene all measures of good taste.



Following your recent incursion of good taste, I have no alternative but to retailiate...

COP THIS YER BAGGARD!



WE AUSSIES HAVE LOCAL MUTANT VARIETIES THAT NOT EVEN A MOTHER COULD LOVE. WE BE READY FOR YE!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Aye! Oi declare meself to be part o' this war! (Oi ain't the Swiss!)

[DaveL]

Yarrrrrr...

Let's have an all in Oi say! Last man standin wins!
Have a look at what happens to Marty the Monster

Oi remembers this one from me younger years!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc

[black bart]

Have some o this yer blaggards...Bill & Ben the Flower Pot men:



So old it be in ye Black and White.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Oi think those puppets really were on pot, not flower pots. That language they spoke was hilarious! Balopolop!!

Ok Bart, just for that I'm afraid I'm goin to have to resort to this guy...'Mr Squiggle'.



He was a puppet that used to complete undrawn sketches with his nose. He seriously kicked butt when I was a kid.
Ok I'll admit it, I have seen Mr Squiggle live, as a fully grown man - seriously (please don't ask why).

[black bart]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Jus fer that ye can ave Blobby wiv a mullet again:

[The Black Spot]

Ere be Hartley Hare, one o' the infamous "pipkins". They all seemed to have sum strange, puppet rottin' disease.

I thinks they all fell apart mid series.

[black bart]

What devilry is this Spot...from what foul Dantean depths did that abomination arise!!!!!!

[black bart]

Have a gander at this bastard:

[The Black Spot]

Have a gander at this bastard:

I fink ee grew up to be this cheery chap

[black bart]

Aaaarrgh...it be the lead actor from the new film out:

THE CURSE OF KNUCKLES O'SHUFFLE!

[The Black Spot]

Cop a look at this primitive arsehole:

[black bart]

Blimey...

They must have gone over budget for this blaggard Mr Spoon:

[The Black Spot]

Gah! That Mr Spoon be summit from a Star Wars film in comparison to this:

[black bart]

Arrrrgh yer blaggard...ye made that yerself!