Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
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Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
--wherein we have an epic battle.
Here's how it works: We attack each other, using roleplaying asterisks (for example: *punches Taidje Khan in the face*)
You can chat, but any actions taken have to be indicated by asterisks.
You can only attack someone who has posted recently.
You can use any means of attack or defense, or any laughable manouevre of any sort.
*assumes battle stance*
*waits for inevitable RRR post*
Here's how it works: We attack each other, using roleplaying asterisks (for example: *punches Taidje Khan in the face*)
You can chat, but any actions taken have to be indicated by asterisks.
You can only attack someone who has posted recently.
You can use any means of attack or defense, or any laughable manouevre of any sort.
*assumes battle stance*
*waits for inevitable RRR post*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*drops a 16 ton anti-reincarnation weight on Zankou, killing him instantly*
Well, that was fun.
Well, that was fun.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*
I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.
*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*
I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.
*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Zankou 2.0 wrote:*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*
I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.
*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*
Rulebreaker. You shove a sword AT my abdomen.
*sword breaks against unbreakable body armor*
*drinks potion of ultimate permanent invincibility*
*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*
EDIT *bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:*vanishes in a puff of smoke seconds before the missile hits*
I forgot. You're not allowed to say anything specific about the fate of the person you attacked, as it removes the purpose of the game.
*reappears behind RRR and shoves a sword into his abdomen*
Rulebreaker. You shove a sword AT my abdomen.
*sword breaks against unbreakable body armor*
*drinks potion of ultimate permanent invincibility*
*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*
EDIT *bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*
That's not what supersede means.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/supersede
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/supersede
*The epic FAIL caused by RRR's previous post causes a rip in the time space contuinuum, which in turn causes the noe linguistically useless bomb to wink out of existence.*
*Zankou laughs and fires a RRR seeking missile that has been cursed with an anti-escape charm, thus negating any attempt to escape it, and an anti-blocking charm.*
*Zankou simultaneously sets fire to a molotov cocktail and lobs it in the general direction of RRR*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
(transitive) Displace in favour of another.
In other words, cannot be retroactively prevented by the use of another spell. Or a rip in the space-time continuum.
You're dead. Your post means naught.
In other words, cannot be retroactively prevented by the use of another spell. Or a rip in the space-time continuum.
You're dead. Your post means naught.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:(transitive) Displace in favour of another.
In other words, cannot be retroactively prevented by the use of another spell. Or a rip in the space-time continuum.
You're dead. Your post means naught.
Oh. Well, since it is a bomb, and not a guided missile...
*simply steps out of the way*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?
Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?
Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
Fine then.
The Triforce(from which I get all my powers) does not grant me the ability to cast spells, but instead allows me to exert limited control over the universe. This has been the case since i created the idea, not a last minute change.
As such, the ability to "fly" is not a spell, but an active power of mine, as is the ability to make barriers, fireballs, lightning bolts, etcetera. So,
*places a protective barrier around himself, flies away at a speed greater than that of sound(assuming the missile chases me?) and hides in the center of the sun. The magical energy of the spells you placed on the missile is negated by the nuclear fusion reaction in the sun, since it is not a form of attack or defence, merely a reaction. Thus, the missile is destroyed by the sun. A small piece hits him, and immediately explodes. He is wounded slightly, but repairs teh damge with magical powers*
Is that sufficient?
*flies over, grabs RRR, and flies off in the direction of the sun, with RRR in tow*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?
Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
Quoting myself again.
Target=Zankou, as was previously mentioned.
Bomb cannot be blocked, stopped OR OTHERWISE PREVENTED FROM HITTING TARGET AND EXPLODING!
And preventing an attack from succeeding = defense.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:What part of "*bomb cannot be blocked, stopped, or otherwise prevented from hitting target and exploding*" did you not understand?
Or "nuclear bomb" for that matter?
Quoting myself again.
Target=Zankou, as was previously mentioned.
Bomb cannot be blocked, stopped OR OTHERWISE PREVENTED FROM HITTING TARGET AND EXPLODING!
And preventing an attack from succeeding = defense.
It hit me, and exploded. It was just terribly weakened.
*places a protective barrier around himself, flies away at a speed greater than that of sound(assuming the missile chases me?) and hides in the center of the sun. The magical energy of the spells you placed on the missile is negated by the nuclear fusion reaction in the sun, since it is not a form of attack or defence, merely a reaction. Thus, the missile is destroyed by the sun. A small piece hits him, and immediately explodes. He is wounded slightly, but repairs teh damge with magical powers*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
ken worley wrote:*ignores thread studiously*
You just posted, we can attack you.
yay!
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*
Running away = defending yourself from something aimed at you
Protective barrier = defense
Hiding = defense
Doing anything to prevent getting killed = defense
Give it up.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Zankou 2.0 wrote:*drops a nuclear bomb on Zankou, after casting an unblockable anti-vanish, anti-invincibility, anti defense of any kind spell on him that cannot be superseded in any way, shape, or form (and not some fake Zankou or apparition/hologram/clone/innocent bystander disguised as Zankou/or anything of the sort)*
Running away = defending yourself from something aimed at you
Protective barrier = defense
Hiding = defense
Doing anything to prevent getting killed = defense
Give it up.
Fine.
*re-incarnates*
(it's been pre-established that I cna do this, by virtue of the Triforce)
*laughs his ass off*
Now, seriously, please limit yourself to plausible things, and not contrive massively magical weapons of mass destruction, so as not to undermine the purpose of the game. It's funny, but it's not even as plausible as lightning bolts.
Also, the purpose is not to kill each other. It's similar to an epic fencing match.
*grabs RRR and flies toward the sun*
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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