Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:28 am
*sigh*
*Being a Pirate, and not a wannabe Ninja-Pirate or Pirate-Ninja, the FSM blesses me with the return of my soul, and curses Zankou for not only being a Ninja-Pirate, but for being a demonic Satan worshiping atheist, and for coming up with an oxymoron that proves his lack of English skills, despite his self proclaimed status as a grammar nazi, and because being an atheist of any sort implies lack of belief in the FSM*
*the lightning bolt fizzles out just before reaching me, due to the combined curse/blessing*
*uses the power of the Triforce and the FSM's blessing to wrest control of the Triforce from Zankou*
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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