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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:31 pm

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:08 pm

Another cookie? Have some self control, jackass.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:39 pm

This cookie contains 100% of the Recommended Daily Allowance of Fortune
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Wawizzle » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:03 pm

If only you know how many korean children's rights were violated for you to eat that meal...
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:26 am

Wawizzle wrote:If only you know how many korean children were violated for you to eat that meal...

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:31 pm

List of possible side effects from eating this cookie available upon request
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby darkstone » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:06 pm

all fortunes are non-refundable.

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby ken worley » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:26 pm

Fortune may be exchanged for other fortune of equal value, minus 10% restocking fee.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Elastoman » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:29 pm

Early bird gets worm - slow dog makes lunch special.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Cpt Celle » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:07 am

If you stand up, your bottom is going to explode.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:33 pm

This is a message from your future self – whatever you do, don’t ... *only jagged edge of paper remains*
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Edd » Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:36 am

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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Roving Punster » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:47 am

Ooooh, perfect ... me heads over to THE LAST POST thread.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:05 pm

Those things people say about you not understanding the rules of the game? They're not true.
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Re: Misfortune Cookie

Postby MourningStar » Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:09 pm

Bad luck and misfortune will inherit your pathetic measly life for the rest of all eternity
Your lucky numbers are 666, 187, 3.14159265359

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