"Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."" I yam what I yam" Popeye
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Hi I am new here and I really hope I am posting this in the right spot, but if there are any Iowans out there let me know I am not the only pirate out here.
I'm in Iowa, a few miles away from Clinton, a thirty minute-ish drive from Davenport.
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