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Postby Rainswept » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:40 pm

That's not true. It takes a willingness to bother with them, which is one of many reasons I never want to be famous.
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Postby bringmeaslab » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:51 am

EarthRise wrote:Nah, it's been in several newspapers, dear fellow. Dear JK definitely affirmed Dumblydorr's love for other wizards.


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Postby Elektra » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:37 am

ken worley wrote:Yup...

And here are a few other things about HP characters which J.K. Rowling never specified in print, but were nevertheless true.


Harry was allergic to asparagus, which gave him hives and projectile diarrhea.

Hagrid was a virulent racist, who believed black people hatched from eggs and drank blood.

Draco Malfoy was born with both male and female genitalia.

Ron Weaselly once set fire to a homeless man behind K-Mart.

Hermione was a compulsive masturbator.


I wasn't aware that you had such a vast knowledge about Harry Potter characters. Is there something you want to confess? :wink:
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:14 pm

Elektra wrote:
ken worley wrote:Yup...

And here are a few other things about HP characters which J.K. Rowling never specified in print, but were nevertheless true.


Harry was allergic to asparagus, which gave him hives and projectile diarrhea.

Hagrid was a virulent racist, who believed black people hatched from eggs and drank blood.

Draco Malfoy was born with both male and female genitalia.

Ron Weaselly once set fire to a homeless man behind K-Mart.

Hermione was a compulsive masturbator.


I wasn't aware that you had such a vast knowledge about Harry Potter characters. Is there something you want to confess? :wink:


He's a Squib, and he's jealous of everyone at Hogwarts.
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Postby Elektra » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:23 pm

That explains a lot of things...
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Postby black bart » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:25 am

Another one Ken forgot to mention:

If you stand next to platform 13 and a half at Kings Cross Station, you don't get the Hogwart Express, Oh no, you get picked up as a prostitute.
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Re: Kings Cross

Postby EarthRise » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:10 pm

black bart wrote:Another one Ken forgot to mention:

If you stand next to platform 13 and a half at Kings Cross Station, you don't get the Hogwart Express, Oh no, you get picked up as a prostitute.


Magical STDs. They're a witch.
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby GreenRain22 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:34 pm

^^ I was so happy when I found that out.

I wrote all kinds of fan fics....

gay...

lemony...
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
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Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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And I'm putting my heart out on display
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The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today

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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:40 pm

Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.

I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:09 pm

Dummelnoor wuz gay ?!!

Oi memmer thet yung scalawag as bean all books an' poshuns an' spellz an' sech , he neffer wuze any fun et all me dearie .
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:04 am

Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.

I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.


Do I want to know what any of that means?


...


Probably not...
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Deci23 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:40 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.

I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.


Do I want to know what any of that means?


...


Probably not...


You're better off not knowing. =P
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:11 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.

I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.


Do I want to know what any of that means?


...


Probably not...


Well, Tekken is a fighting gamem á la Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter. Yaoi and Yuri are homoerotic hentai, featuring males and females, respectively.

Thus, Tekken Yuri and Yaoi means fan-fiction featuring characters from Tekken in homosexual relationships.

Xiaoyu is a little girl from Tekken, and loli is little girl hentai.
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Moral Minority » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:00 am

Idiot. Part of the fun was being cryptic.

EDIT: How do you know this stuff?

Took a break from playing Pokemon, I guess.
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Re: Dumbledore was gay

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:46 am

Moral Minority wrote:Idiot. Part of the fun was being cryptic.

EDIT: How do you know this stuff?

Took a break from playing Pokemon, I guess.

It's pretty easy to figure out. Google search Tekken, then find the characters, Yaori, Yuri and Xiaoyu, google them and you're undoubtedly going to find some hentai about them, and then look at your idolisation of loli, badda-bing-badda-boom.

Anyone with google skills and an OCD (Zank) would be able to figure that out.
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