Dumbledore was gay
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That's not true. It takes a willingness to bother with them, which is one of many reasons I never want to be famous.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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ken worley wrote:Yup...
And here are a few other things about HP characters which J.K. Rowling never specified in print, but were nevertheless true.
Harry was allergic to asparagus, which gave him hives and projectile diarrhea.
Hagrid was a virulent racist, who believed black people hatched from eggs and drank blood.
Draco Malfoy was born with both male and female genitalia.
Ron Weaselly once set fire to a homeless man behind K-Mart.
Hermione was a compulsive masturbator.
I wasn't aware that you had such a vast knowledge about Harry Potter characters. Is there something you want to confess?



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Elektra wrote:ken worley wrote:Yup...
And here are a few other things about HP characters which J.K. Rowling never specified in print, but were nevertheless true.
Harry was allergic to asparagus, which gave him hives and projectile diarrhea.
Hagrid was a virulent racist, who believed black people hatched from eggs and drank blood.
Draco Malfoy was born with both male and female genitalia.
Ron Weaselly once set fire to a homeless man behind K-Mart.
Hermione was a compulsive masturbator.
I wasn't aware that you had such a vast knowledge about Harry Potter characters. Is there something you want to confess?
He's a Squib, and he's jealous of everyone at Hogwarts.
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Kings Cross
Another one Ken forgot to mention:
If you stand next to platform 13 and a half at Kings Cross Station, you don't get the Hogwart Express, Oh no, you get picked up as a prostitute.
If you stand next to platform 13 and a half at Kings Cross Station, you don't get the Hogwart Express, Oh no, you get picked up as a prostitute.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart wrote:Another one Ken forgot to mention:
If you stand next to platform 13 and a half at Kings Cross Station, you don't get the Hogwart Express, Oh no, you get picked up as a prostitute.
Magical STDs. They're a witch.
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^^ I was so happy when I found that out.
I wrote all kinds of fan fics....
gay...
lemony...
I wrote all kinds of fan fics....
gay...
lemony...
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Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
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Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.
I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
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Dummelnoor wuz gay ?!!
Oi memmer thet yung scalawag as bean all books an' poshuns an' spellz an' sech , he neffer wuze any fun et all me dearie .
Oi memmer thet yung scalawag as bean all books an' poshuns an' spellz an' sech , he neffer wuze any fun et all me dearie .
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Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.
I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
Do I want to know what any of that means?
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~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.
I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
Do I want to know what any of that means?
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Probably not...
You're better off not knowing. =P
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~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Moral Minority wrote:Oh, I haven't heard the term lemon in ages.
I remember when I used to write Tekken Yuri and Yaoi.
Also, Xiaoyu loli.
Do I want to know what any of that means?
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Probably not...
Well, Tekken is a fighting gamem á la Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter. Yaoi and Yuri are homoerotic hentai, featuring males and females, respectively.
Thus, Tekken Yuri and Yaoi means fan-fiction featuring characters from Tekken in homosexual relationships.
Xiaoyu is a little girl from Tekken, and loli is little girl hentai.
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Idiot. Part of the fun was being cryptic.
EDIT: How do you know this stuff?
Took a break from playing Pokemon, I guess.
EDIT: How do you know this stuff?
Took a break from playing Pokemon, I guess.
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Re: Dumbledore was gay
Moral Minority wrote:Idiot. Part of the fun was being cryptic.
EDIT: How do you know this stuff?
Took a break from playing Pokemon, I guess.
It's pretty easy to figure out. Google search Tekken, then find the characters, Yaori, Yuri and Xiaoyu, google them and you're undoubtedly going to find some hentai about them, and then look at your idolisation of loli, badda-bing-badda-boom.
Anyone with google skills and an OCD (Zank) would be able to figure that out.
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