The Heavy Metal Band Game
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The Heavy Metal Band Game
Invent a funny, serious, angsty or just downright stupid name for a heavy metal band.
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2. Purgative daisies.
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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both actual bands formed by friends when I was in high school, so perhaps cheating, but I still think they're great names.
Addicted to Detergent
both actual bands formed by friends when I was in high school, so perhaps cheating, but I still think they're great names.
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Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Spermswamp and Torsofuck are also real band names.
It's surprising what is a band name when you look up grindcore.
It's surprising what is a band name when you look up grindcore.
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I always wanted to start a band called "The Worst Band in the History of the World" just so that I could come out with an album titled "The Best of the Worst".
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Zankou 2.0 wrote:Anal Deathrape
Too obvious. Gotta stretch yerself a bit, mate.
Deep Fried Fetus be my entry.
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Zombie Lemonade
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Acidic Flatulence
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Acidic Flatulence
Tha's not a jokin' matter, mate. Had me some o' that today, due to excessive consumpt'n ov carne adovada last evenin'. And no, it didn't "rock" atall.
Rancheros del Diablo (south of th' border metal.)
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