TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
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- Elastoman
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Well, whot be ferther from reel life then a bit o fan tassy loike that, eh? An they's well wrote.
TPBM fails ta' wash b'fore meetin' ther blin' date.
TPBM fails ta' wash b'fore meetin' ther blin' date.
There's no need to stand on ceremony, nor call to impress.


- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Are ye daft, man? It's her eyes that don't work...not her nose!
TPBM finds that Fish Head Stew is remarkable for clearing up athlete's foot.
TPBM finds that Fish Head Stew is remarkable for clearing up athlete's foot.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Better'n a quart o' pish on yer toesies, ain't it?
TPBM 'as a mortal fear o' flyin' fish.
TPBM 'as a mortal fear o' flyin' fish.
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- black bart
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Aaarrrrgh...the little beggers gets stuck in yer peg leg. I has ta send me best water nymph after em:

TPBM is a water nymph

TPBM is a water nymph
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
- Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Not so , oi tryit anywarrs .
TPBM has spots on 'is ceilin' abuv 'is bunk ..
TPBM has spots on 'is ceilin' abuv 'is bunk ..
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
True 'nuff, mate. I dinn't know rum could go bad, but aparently this stuff did. Were a helluva mess.
TPBM's been bathin' more often lately.
TPBM's been bathin' more often lately.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Tis true, I been a bit more motivated ta not smell vaguely like a bilge, lately.
TPBM sleeps in the bilge.
TPBM sleeps in the bilge.
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- black bart
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Aaarrrgh...I fell in arter a couple o Captain's Delights
TPBM does a great impression of Charles Lawton
TPBM does a great impression of Charles Lawton
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
An' I don't even know who he is.
TPBM scuttles the ships a'fore they loot 'em, just ta save time.
TPBM scuttles the ships a'fore they loot 'em, just ta save time.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Yarr , 'strewth ,
Oi needs me proparr allokayshun ove beauty sleep oil 'ave ye nose !
TPBM is a prowde parrint ove NYBB !
Oi needs me proparr allokayshun ove beauty sleep oil 'ave ye nose !
TPBM is a prowde parrint ove NYBB !
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Awkk! Awwk! nottrooattealle Awkk! Awwk!..
[erm, oi foughte ye sedde parrit, bruddah CM--soe, neffer mynde, ya?]
TPBM 'as lette 'is (or 'er) "Pyllygynge Lye-senzzz" hexpyre 'n' naow wurrkes fer Portsmouth-Dizz-knee as a pyratickal hextra in fillums.
[erm, oi foughte ye sedde parrit, bruddah CM--soe, neffer mynde, ya?]
TPBM 'as lette 'is (or 'er) "Pyllygynge Lye-senzzz" hexpyre 'n' naow wurrkes fer Portsmouth-Dizz-knee as a pyratickal hextra in fillums.
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
An' dey paye bittir'n the pilligyin', oi tells ye! Ye jus' gotta put yer foot doon when dey arsk ye ta get et by crockoshites, oi mean crockodyles.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
An' aftarrgh 2, yez runnes oota feets t'putte doon, ya daft buggah! allus ooze summon l-sez feets wen yer neere-abaht crocs..dat weigh, wen dere feets gette chomp'ed, ye kin stylle roon awee (er, inne yer case, DeTH, toorne intae a batte an' flye..)
TPBM wunce treated Big Brenda t' "alle ye kin eate nyghte" atte da Tumescent Udder* & liv'ed t'telle abaht itte..
*jes' a tweetche anna weegle doon da lane frae da Addy B (onne da weigh t' Madame Fifi's......er zo oi'm toll'ed
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TPBM wunce treated Big Brenda t' "alle ye kin eate nyghte" atte da Tumescent Udder* & liv'ed t'telle abaht itte..
*jes' a tweetche anna weegle doon da lane frae da Addy B (onne da weigh t' Madame Fifi's......er zo oi'm toll'ed

'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
- black bart
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Arrrgh...I can't remember how ta do this thread...I blames Nef Yoo BB fer lowerin standards!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
TPAM also blames that shining-visaged childe fer 'is unfortunate 'air colouring an' jinny-rull haire uv unne-repennant klownne-neff..
TPBM has D-sigh-unnz onne Pirgella's leetle seestah, Hilda-the-Goony..
TPBM has D-sigh-unnz onne Pirgella's leetle seestah, Hilda-the-Goony..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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