The Heavy Metal Band Game
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Crossbow Monk (If you get that reference, you get a cookie. No, it's not Eternal Darkness.)
And apparently, a reference to a penis-enhancing drug has been changed to Kolaloka Lemonade. I love censorship, yes I do.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:Kolaloka lemonade Armageddon
Talking to Strangers
Touched by a Priest
Crossbow Monk (If you get that reference, you get a cookie. No, it's not Eternal Darkness.)
And apparently, a reference to a penis-enhancing drug has been changed to Kolaloka Lemonade. I love censorship, yes I do.
The Crossbow monks in Resident Evil...I like chocolate chip matey.

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Okay, since I can't find the article online anymore, you get the cookie.
I was actually referring to an incident about seven or eight years ago, where a guy cut off a monk on the road, pulled over to apologize, and the monk shot him with a crossbow. It's one of the most incredible road rage stories I've ever heard, not just because it was a monk, but because he had a frakkin' crossbow.
I was actually referring to an incident about seven or eight years ago, where a guy cut off a monk on the road, pulled over to apologize, and the monk shot him with a crossbow. It's one of the most incredible road rage stories I've ever heard, not just because it was a monk, but because he had a frakkin' crossbow.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:Okay, since I can't find the article online anymore, you get the cookie.
I was actually referring to an incident about seven or eight years ago, where a guy cut off a monk on the road, pulled over to apologize, and the monk shot him with a crossbow. It's one of the most incredible road rage stories I've ever heard, not just because it was a monk, but because he had a frakkin' crossbow.
Did you see the 'Heavy Metal Monk' in another thread?
What is happening with monasteries these days?
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They're lettin' the wrong people in, same with the priesthood.
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black bart wrote:Did you see the 'Heavy Metal Monk' in another thread?
What is happening with monasteries these days?
C'mon - that dude is awesome.
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Yes, he is. But he's not what you'd expect from a monk. Of course, the Capuchins are just weird. Must come from being named after monkeys. My uncle's friend, Dennis, is a Capuchin. He swears frequently, drinks merrily, and is quite a lech. My kind of guy. and a monk.
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fueledbycoffee wrote:Yes, he is. But he's not what you'd expect from a monk. Of course, the Capuchins are just weird. Must come from being named after monkeys. My uncle's friend, Dennis, is a Capuchin. He swears frequently, drinks merrily, and is quite a lech. My kind of guy. and a monk.
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