Doooochbag Dooooochbag (Parrot on 'NYPD Blue')
Blow me down Blow me down (Popeye the Sailor's parrot)
The Parrot and the Cruiseship Magician
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so
the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!", "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
captain's parrot. Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with,
as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day and then another and another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
"OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"
Phrases spoken by parrots
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats"
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HARR ! har har har har har har !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
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" Yeer alla bunch ove wankarrs ! " TK's parrot
" Yeer alla bunch ove heethin skum ! " MPT's parrot
" Arsk me alla boot pirates ... enyfing ! " Taichi's parrot
" Yeer alla bunch ove heethin skum ! " MPT's parrot
" Arsk me alla boot pirates ... enyfing ! " Taichi's parrot
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
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"Arrrrrgh ga ga ga alla hskavvarrragh rum inna bilge arrrrrrrghllllgurgle spiggot." Mad Willyum's parrot 

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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'Put it away Sanchez! Put it away!' Me parrot (Fluffy)
Aaarrrrgggh!
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'It's Bart's round, It's Bart's round...'
My Parrot Speckled Jim just afore I shot him
My Parrot Speckled Jim just afore I shot him
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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