Ongoing Pun Competition
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Ongoing Pun Competition
Submit your entries for best (or worst) puns.
My first entry:
New Topic for discussing the religious splinter groups formed by balloon twisting circus entertainers – Clown Sects
My first entry:
New Topic for discussing the religious splinter groups formed by balloon twisting circus entertainers – Clown Sects
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
Did you hear about the pirate who had his left side blown off by a cannon?
He was all right.
He was all right.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
Rev, your story reminds me of the starship pilot who couldn’t do anything right or finish any job he started.
Sadly, he was last seen flying into a black half.
Sadly, he was last seen flying into a black half.
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
- Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
That one's not half bad...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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- aaRghNAbled
- Stele Second Mate
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
But, as a whole ......
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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I don't think it properly reflects the gravity of the situation.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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- aaRghNAbled
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
No, solely the density of the pilot.
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
- Mad Willyum Bonney
- Admiral of Incomprehensibility
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
The force he lacked was Will power .
Remembering St. John
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Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
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Remembering Rainswept
- aaRghNAbled
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Aye, matey! Ye woodda starrred 'im roight!
.....the best lack all conviction, the worst are filled with passionate intensity....~ Yeats
- pieces o'nine
- Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
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From a long-ago word game book:
Vakia's been bugging me for the rent. This check'll slow Vakia down for a bit.
Vakia's been bugging me for the rent. This check'll slow Vakia down for a bit.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- Mad Willyum Bonney
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
" Artichoke ! , well it might choke Artie but it wont choke Stymie " . Stymie from "Our Gang"
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
- pieces o'nine
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Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
- Detective TurtleHolmes
- Clouseau's Protege
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
You can have an asbestos muffin soon. They might not turn out all right, but I'm baking them asbestos I can.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
After using a tissue to clean my little girl’s runny nose, I left it in my wife’s purse for her to find. I thought it was funny but she tells me it’snot.
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How do crazy people get through the woods fast?
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho path.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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