Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
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Where the fuck are we?
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... ah, crap, false alarm, it's a plane.
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Leave me be , I'm tired , call the Justice League .
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Robin: Holy Cow, Batman, it's the Bat-Signal! Gordon needs us!
Batman: Screw that fascist prick. I'm gonna go picket Harvey's trial. Oh, and ring Barbara. Daddy needs a tongue-bath.
Batman: Screw that fascist prick. I'm gonna go picket Harvey's trial. Oh, and ring Barbara. Daddy needs a tongue-bath.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
My name is The Green Lantern, got it? It may not be as sexy as ‘Spiderman’ but if you don’t like it you can save your own ass next time.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Whatever it is, it's headed right for the World Trade Centre.
Is it a plane?
Whatever it is, it's headed right for the World Trade Centre.
Καί ἐπήρωτα αὐτόν τί σοί ὀνόμα καί ἀπεκρίθη λέγων λεγεών ὀνόμα μοί ὁτί πόλλοι ἐσμέν·
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Fuck the damsel in distress, I am late for my pilates.
Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Mr. Bruce Wayne? I’m from the IRS and I have a few questions about these deductions for a ‘bat cave,’ a ‘bat-mobile,’ a ‘utility belt’ and some of your other ‘business expenses.’
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Run for your life!!! It's Bugs Bunny!!!!
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Exuse me for a moment, I need to take a bat-dump.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Quick, Robin. To the Bat-asphyxiation chamber.
(Batman is a fetishist)
(Batman is a fetishist)
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Quick Robin, to Comissioner Gordon's house. His wife owes me some poontang. (Sp?)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Holy macaroni, Batman. You never told me lubeless would hurt this much.
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Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Robin, I cannot believe our luck ...yet again the dastardly Joker has tied us up but neglected to remove our masks or our utility belts and given us a whole week to work out an escape plan before the next episode begins.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Lines you would not expect to hear in a superhero movie
Do these tights make my thighs look fat?
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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