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[Detective TurtleHolmes]

TWILIGHT. I HAVE TO SEE THAT. I WILL NOT REST TILL I SEE THAT!!!

Ugh, I don't understand this female obsession with the Twilight series. Just about every female I know is reading it.

I tried reading the first book, but it failed to entertain. Maybe it's because I'm male.

[GreenRain22]

TWILIGHT. I HAVE TO SEE THAT. I WILL NOT REST TILL I SEE THAT!!!

Ugh, I don't understand this female obsession with the Twilight series. Just about every female I know is reading it.

I tried reading the first book, but it failed to entertain. Maybe it's because I'm male.

1. Incredibly perfect and sparkly vampire
2. Normal, average teenage girl
3. Romance
4. Action
5. Complex plot
6. Gorgeous wording

>> It's sorta like the absolute perfect book for the vampire fanatic. Normally I never get into romance books, but Twilight really got me. I've inflicted about all my friends with it too and now we're all plotting how to steal Edward from Bella and what not (I personally like Jasper the best, since he's from the south too ^-^)

...

I'm also a girl, too... xDDD

[Capellini]

DTH,

I've never heard of the books before, and the movie has barely crossed my radar. I think maybe I saw an ad for it somewhere, maybe once.

[fueledbycoffee]

Is Moore suing again? The guy is a genius, but he's also a cranky old bastard, imho. I thought 300 was pretty bad myself. The only thing I really enjoyed about it was watching the young jock/thug crownd get into something that was so overtly homoerotic. I got lots o laughs from that. The thing about the Watchmen is, there is so much incredible content in that novel... I fear a movie will merely concentrate on style, losing what makes that book so damn good in the first place.

No, Fox, who owned the rights in the Eighties or some shit, is suing to keep it from being released. It's funny. They've canceled all of their own good shit, and know they're trying to cancel Warner's. As far as I know, Moore hasn't said anything about it.

See, that's what I think. Oh, look, I remember that scene! And that! Pretty graphics... but... where's my plot? I also hope that the characters don't play nice to appeal to laymen's idea of superheroes.

[Zankou 2.0]

I'm a heterosexual male, and I enjoyed Twilight.

A friend of mine told me that I was remarkably similar to Edward, and that I had to read them. So I did. And I was. Eerily.


The books were great.

[GreenRain22]

I'm a heterosexual male, and I enjoyed Twilight.

A friend of mine told me that I was remarkably similar to Edward, and that I had to read them. So I did. And I was. Eerily.


The books were great.

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh dear FSM.

Inflate his ego, why don't you? You're also female, which makes it a helluva lot worse.

DTH,

I've never heard of the books before, and the movie has barely crossed my radar. I think maybe I saw an ad for it somewhere, maybe once.

Hmm. Something to ponder, surely. Maybe it's because you're out of school? It seems much like a teen 'growing up' sort of series. With vampires.

[Moral Minority]

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

[WelshRarePasta]

Righteous Kill looks promising... last time DeNiro and Pacino were in a movie together (Heat), it was quite good. Not a huge fan of serial killer films, but if anybody can pull it off and make it interesting this crew should be able to. Director and producer also did Land of the Blind, so this looks interesting to me.

[fueledbycoffee]

Yeah but the director also did 88 Minutes, dude.

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

He's just more appealing than you. Never underestimate the power of Twilight over teenage girls.

[GreenRain22]

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

...

Oh, dear! Whom shall I choose?!

Yeah but the director also did 88 Minutes, dude.

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

He's just more appealing than you. Never underestimate the power of Twilight over teenage girls.

>> ... Not my fault Stephenie Meyer is possessing me with Twilight.

[Moral Minority]

Yeah but the director also did 88 Minutes, dude.

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

He's just more appealing than you. Never underestimate the power of Twilight over teenage girls.

Which is why I have given them up and now only consort with call girls.

I just hope I don't catch something.

[Zankou 2.0]

You are totally awesome. Seriously.

Oh, ignore the guitar-playing, bench-pressing, honor roll student who writes poetry and go for the grammar nazi who hasn't tasted a woman yet.

Women make me sick.

I am on the honour roll a well, MM, and I've written some fairly good poetry.


As for "never having tasted a woman", no, I don't happen to go around licking people.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I've written some fairly good poetry.

Oh! Please stop! *Breaks down in fits of laughter* You're killing me!
*Laughs for a few more minutes, wipes tears from eyes*
My, that was a good one.

[Moral Minority]

As for "never having tasted a woman", no, I don't happen to go around licking people.

You should try it, love.

(preferably on me).