"I sent this following email to the Prophet, and sadly I got no response, what do my fellow believers think?
Anti-pasta
Sent: Sun 5/25/08 2:45 AM
To: [email protected]
Dear Bobby
Being an avid Pastafarian, I of course wondered why no challenger to the FSM has been presented. Of course as a rule of the internet, a challenger always appears. So I got together with a few Pastafarian buddies of mine and we set out to search for the "Anti-pasta". Of course it was hard to figure out what could counter such a benevolent and infinitely delicious force. We came to the conclusion that it must be related to the fall of the pirates. We had of course many ideas, the kraken among them, but none really fit the bill. Disheartened of our failed search we later went to see Prince Caspian. And oddly enough we found the anti-pasta in the movie. In fact the anti-pasta declares itself in the end. In the end of Prince Caspian Aslan states that the origins of the Telmarines lie in PIRATES taken from this world. That's right Bobby, the anti-pasta is Aslan. I submit to you we as Pastafarians take a stand against all that is related to Aslan.
Avid pastafarians
Ricky Woerner
Zachary Booth
Jason Stewart"
For illustration I have included the following image.
Here you can clearly see the Anti-Pasta, he who lead C.S. Lewis toward a false god, among the ORIGINAL trees on a mountain. He was responsible for the decline in pirates, as official Narnia canon clearly shows him as anti-pirate.
