Complete the Piratey Headline
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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Dugong goes beserk in townsquare with 18 pounder, killing hunting party. Witness Saucy Gert states "He Ruffled My Most Favourite Silk Dress! Damn His Hide!"
Dugong Meat On The Menu For Black Bart's New Meal, *********
Dugong Meat On The Menu For Black Bart's New Meal, *********
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Dugong Meat On The Menu For Black Bart's New Meal "McFishhead Stew"
Local hospitals put on by-pass
Big Ron seized ***
Local hospitals put on by-pass
Big Ron seized ***
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
- Mad Willyum Bonney
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Big Ron seized With Remorse , Sends Flowers To Bereaved
Thee final consumer of Big Ron's Special Sausage was laid to rest this morn at Portsmouth Cemetery And Outfitters Ltd.
Big Ron claymes his meat was not to blame and there is no proof to thee wild conjectures .
" Besoides , Oi be thee wun saying ye should never use embalming fluid " , said Ron .
Thee Harbour Fouled *****
Thee final consumer of Big Ron's Special Sausage was laid to rest this morn at Portsmouth Cemetery And Outfitters Ltd.
Big Ron claymes his meat was not to blame and there is no proof to thee wild conjectures .
" Besoides , Oi be thee wun saying ye should never use embalming fluid " , said Ron .
Thee Harbour Fouled *****
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Thee Harbour Fouled In Game With Town
Mad Will's peg-leg reportedly smacked the referee in the mouth.
Talk Like A Pirate Day Approaching Soon, Portsmouth Residents Don't Care, Say "********"
Mad Will's peg-leg reportedly smacked the referee in the mouth.
Talk Like A Pirate Day Approaching Soon, Portsmouth Residents Don't Care, Say "********"
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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- pieces o'nine
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Talk Like A Pirate Day Approaching Soon, Portsmouth Residents Don't Care, Say "Zounds!"
Pyrate Teame returns from China with ***** medals.
Pyrate Teame returns from China with ***** medals.
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Pyrate Teame returns from China with All The medals.
It took them a while, but our brave little pirates managed to gallantly pillage all of the other team's belongings to gain the medals.
China Fires Missiles On Portsmouth Olympic Pirate Squad, Pirate Retaliate By *********
It took them a while, but our brave little pirates managed to gallantly pillage all of the other team's belongings to gain the medals.
China Fires Missiles On Portsmouth Olympic Pirate Squad, Pirate Retaliate By *********
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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China Fires Missiles On Portsmouth Olympic Pirate Squad, Pirate Retaliate By Sending in Big Ron
Bustling Brian gets caught with his hands on a big ****
Bustling Brian gets caught with his hands on a big ****
Loosely Canonising and keeping it free for all Pastafarians
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http://www.loose-canon.info/
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Bustling Brian gets caught with his hands on a big Set of Melons
It was reportedly in the fruit section with a busty blonde nursemaid.
DaveL Sent Back To School For Training of a ******* Nature
It was reportedly in the fruit section with a busty blonde nursemaid.
DaveL Sent Back To School For Training of a ******* Nature
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DaveL Sent Back To School For Training of a Domestic Science Nature
Elvis Pegsley spotted on the ******
Elvis Pegsley spotted on the ******
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Elvis Pegsley spotted on the Poop Deck.
Mr Pegsley insisted he had nothing to do with it, and stated that there had been a large dog in the vicinity earlier in the day. The only eye witness, a Mr B Bart, went on record saying that he thought this scenario unlikely, as dogs are not generally known for their love of sweetcorn.
Local Crisis, Pieces O' Nine Caught With Hand In *******
Mr Pegsley insisted he had nothing to do with it, and stated that there had been a large dog in the vicinity earlier in the day. The only eye witness, a Mr B Bart, went on record saying that he thought this scenario unlikely, as dogs are not generally known for their love of sweetcorn.
Local Crisis, Pieces O' Nine Caught With Hand In *******
Wake me at the zenith of the moon.
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
Phlebas The Phoenician
Ramen
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Local Crisis, Pieces O' Nine Caught With Hand In The Biscuit Tin
She was flogged very hard by sixteen burly men in leather soon after.
Phlebas Caught In Bed With Transvestite Biker Named Trevor, Claims *******
She was flogged very hard by sixteen burly men in leather soon after.
Phlebas Caught In Bed With Transvestite Biker Named Trevor, Claims *******
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Phlebas Caught In Bed With Transvestite Biker Named Trevor, Claims a Case of Mistaken Identity -- *His* Name is Phleas.
Pieces o' Nine Sues Portsmouth for ***** Over Flogging Incident, Claims Burly Court Officers Were Actually Wearing Pleather.
Pieces o' Nine Sues Portsmouth for ***** Over Flogging Incident, Claims Burly Court Officers Were Actually Wearing Pleather.
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Pieces o' Nine Sues Portsmouth for 5 Cronans Over Flogging Incident, Claims Burly Court Officers Were Actually Wearing Pleather.
Burly Court Officers point finger at ********* for Pleather Outfit Outrage
But our beards are real honest gov protest officers
Burly Court Officers point finger at ********* for Pleather Outfit Outrage
But our beards are real honest gov protest officers
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Burly Court Officers point finger at Zankou for Pleather Outfit Outrage
Zankou's Pleather Outfir Stored In Mayor Borat Johnson's *******
Zankou's Pleather Outfir Stored In Mayor Borat Johnson's *******
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Zankou's Pleather Outfir Stored In Mayor Borat Johnson's Spell-Checking Closet
Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "*****"
Detective Turtleholmes Consulted on "The Case of the Purloined Pleather", Concludes: "*****"
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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