Portsmouth News at Ten
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
Dong
Dugong Wedding of the century. Press have trouble staying under water to watch it.
Dugong Wedding of the century. Press have trouble staying under water to watch it.
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black bart
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
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DAVE L CI Code shock...was Leonardo Da Capellini married to Mad Willium Bonny?
DAVE L CI Code shock...was Leonardo Da Capellini married to Mad Willium Bonny?
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DINGILLY DONGOLDOO
New Town Bell Introduced! Dial 199-ILIKETHENEWBELL If You Like It! Dial 199-IDONTLIKETHENEWBELL If You Don't!
New Town Bell Introduced! Dial 199-ILIKETHENEWBELL If You Like It! Dial 199-IDONTLIKETHENEWBELL If You Don't!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Dong...
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) to be switched on next week...World expected to end.
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) to be switched on next week...World expected to end.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
Dong
Manatee breaks protocol and accepts a date with Black Bart.
Manatee breaks protocol and accepts a date with Black Bart.
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Dong...
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) is switched on...World has not ended...
Tis a bit windy though.
LHC (Large Heavy Canon Ball Collider) is switched on...World has not ended...
Tis a bit windy though.
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DONG!
World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.
Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.
Vroom!
World ends, but not from the LHC. Demise of the world resulted by the NQALATLHC, or the Not-Quite-As-Large-As-The Large Heavy Cannon Ball Collider. There was a misfire and the Large Heavy Cannonballs went straight through the Earth, popping the ballast and tilting the Earth into an unfixable course, straight for the Sun.
Portsmouth was successfully ejected to Mars, where we're living quite well, thankyou very much. It's a bit hard to find the water to sail on. Pirate ships have adopted wheels.
Vroom!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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DONG...
...and in other news: Dennis Weavily has published a new Duke de Richbastid novel: The Island of the Giant Killer Devil Goat. See Playbilge for review.
...and in other news: Dennis Weavily has published a new Duke de Richbastid novel: The Island of the Giant Killer Devil Goat. See Playbilge for review.
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Det. TH makes his 5000th post. Ready to be adopted into the Temple of Prophets.
Det. TH makes his 5000th post. Ready to be adopted into the Temple of Prophets.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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DONG!
Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
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pieces o'nine wrote:Dong! Detective Turtleholmes rushed to hospital after being smacked down by Zankou for using "adopted" instead of "Inducted".
More like "grudgingly accepted".
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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DONG!
Det. TH discovers Zankou has been hoarding DaveL's pink dresses! Thrown in the stocks with Arseburn O'Leary, now on the receiving end of a RSF. (Really Stinky Fart) Due to be released in a fortnight!
Det. TH discovers Zankou has been hoarding DaveL's pink dresses! Thrown in the stocks with Arseburn O'Leary, now on the receiving end of a RSF. (Really Stinky Fart) Due to be released in a fortnight!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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DONG!
Zankou has head dunked in privvy and is beaten up by Moderators in practice run for DTH's 'Temple of Prophets' initiation Ceremony.
Zankou has head dunked in privvy and is beaten up by Moderators in practice run for DTH's 'Temple of Prophets' initiation Ceremony.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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DONG!
Pieces O' Nine tip to take out the Biggest Cannon Award. Male pirates get cannon envy.
Pieces O' Nine tip to take out the Biggest Cannon Award. Male pirates get cannon envy.
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