The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:55 am

Do ye mean Sea Anenomes? No I don't don't share those wifs any creature, they be far too delicious!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:31 am

Nay, the extra larrge wuns that ye hoide in wit' thee dugongs... ye know.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blaze8902 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:23 pm

No, I am quite afraid I don't know.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Issith » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:17 pm

Ohoy!
I was interduced to His Noodliness earlier today and it seemed like just the religion this planet could use, so here I am and I will spread the word of Him.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Kocher » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:41 pm

Hi, my name's Kocher, and I'm an alco---ooops, sorry, wrong meeting...

Seriously--Kocher here, from Wilmington, NC. I'm a medical instructor for a local college, and I also run my own business (identity theft/risk management/consumer debt counseling and risk management). I'm 36, married to the latest incarnation of Anne Bonny, I love rum, all things shiny, and I have to live near the sea. Mel Brooks is God, Monty Python is Jesus, and Bush is an idiot.

Glad to meet you all, and I hope to know more of y'all in the future!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Your Humble Fabulous » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:07 pm

1st POST
This cold night will turn us all to
fools and madmen.

King Lear, p46

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:04 am

Welcome guys!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Sherbertman » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:06 pm

Hey i'm Ed

saw this and loved also my friend (who is an avid creationist also loved it... but he did say it was pointless)

so yeah hope i fit right in

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby HeathenPastafarian » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:08 pm

Kocher wrote:Hi, my name's Kocher, and I'm an alco---ooops, sorry, wrong meeting...

Seriously--Kocher here, from Wilmington, NC. I'm a medical instructor for a local college, and I also run my own business (identity theft/risk management/consumer debt counseling and risk management). I'm 36, married to the latest incarnation of Anne Bonny, I love rum, all things shiny, and I have to live near the sea. Mel Brooks is God, Monty Python is Jesus, and Bush is an idiot.

Glad to meet you all, and I hope to know more of y'all in the future!


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:04 pm

Yarrrgh! Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:11 am

Oh, crap! This is my 11th post, not my 1st! I'm not in trouble am I? I'll do whatever it takes to be forgiven! I'll even [sniff] do a strip tease...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AnneBonny » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:31 am

Tis my first post. I am new to the faith of Pastafarianism, but have unknowingly been worshipping the FSM for many, many years, as I love beer, volcanoes, beer volcanoes, and pirates. I look forward to many happy years of happiness, friendship, enlightenment, and enormous meatballs. May we all be touched by His noodly appendage!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fusil » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:22 am

Yarr! Pastafarianism is the future!

Spaghetti, maccheroni, penne, fusilli... I've always felt there is something more to pasta that meets the eye and il palato. But it is with fusilli that I had a very special bond and affinty, from since I was a small child. Now, my once vague faith is finally confirmed to a strong and unshakable conviction as a True Religion, thanks to the Divine Revelations of The Sacred Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, it's Dear Prophet and the many Holy Pirate Saints.
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:02 pm

Welcome to the boards of his Holiness guys. Have lots of fun!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Braenca » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:25 pm

Do I get a Bugle for my first post?... Like the Last Post but in reverse or something?


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