The Pirate Pope
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No more pope jokes...E Raser was right:
http://current.com/items/89292536_italian_comedienne_faces_5_years_in_jail_for_pope_joke?start=50&len=50
http://current.com/items/89292536_italian_comedienne_faces_5_years_in_jail_for_pope_joke?start=50&len=50
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Re: The Pirate Pope
black bart wrote:No more pope jokes...E Raser was right:
http://current.com/items/89292536_italian_comedienne_faces_5_years_in_jail_for_pope_joke?start=50&len=50
That's f_cked. You should repost that in Serious where people will see it.
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Rainswept wrote:black bart wrote:No more pope jokes...E Raser was right:
http://current.com/items/89292536_italian_comedienne_faces_5_years_in_jail_for_pope_joke?start=50&len=50
That's f_cked. You should repost that in Serious where people will see it.
Will do...I also posted it in poor old MPT's swansong thread.
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Must...resist...Pope jokes!
Did ye ever notice that "pope" be just one letter off and one letter rearrangement from becoming "poop"?
Blaggard! The fella onlee be arf a poopdeck!
Did ye ever notice that "pope" be just one letter off and one letter rearrangement from becoming "poop"?
Blaggard! The fella onlee be arf a poopdeck!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Must...resist...Pope jokes!
Did ye ever notice that "pope" be just one letter off and one letter rearrangement from becoming "poop"?
Blaggard! The fella onlee be arf a poopdeck!
Roight that be ten years hard labour in a Pizza restaurant fer ye matey!
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Don fergit thee pennants ov (ten) Arrr Larrrvas an (ten) Bloodie Marys.
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it be unpossible for a pirate to be an atheist
Get yer facts right

Get yer facts right

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muffinmonkey wrote:it be unpossible for a pirate to be an atheist
Get yer facts right
Ye be roight thar matey...may Cronan go wiv ye.
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I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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The Black Spot wrote:black bart wrote:Yaarrrgh...I found hevidence of ye pirate pope doin battle:
No ye fool! That be a screenshot from the new version o' BattleChess.
Arrrrrrr! Ye sunk me BattleBiship!
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When ye gets 'An audience wiv the pope', does he have many jokes and funny stories? Cos 'An audience wiv Mel Brooks was friggin hilarious loik.
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black bart wrote:When ye gets 'An audience wiv the pope', does he have many jokes and funny stories?
Nay matey. The only jokes ee tells are that one about why they carries 'im around in a chair, and the time ee ordered a bloody steak. An ee tells them in latin.
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Oh yes I loiks a bloody steak...and lots of ******* chips!
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