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Is it possible to confirm that running is a suggestion of a thing not to be done in Pastafarianism? I reason that this is something his noodleness would support, given that running is:
a) obscene
b) hard to do when you don't have legs.
c) a bad look for a pirate
Oh! to be enlightened...
a) obscene
b) hard to do when you don't have legs.
c) a bad look for a pirate
Oh! to be enlightened...
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Re: Running
That would be giving all us athletic Pastafarians an uncomfortable decision now, wouldn't it? I'm sure that his Noodliness would be more fair to us than to suggest that we oughtn't be running at all.
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Re: Running
I thought this was in reference to running for political office.
a) obscene - check
b) hard to do when you don't have legs(as in: support) - check
c) a bad look for a pirate - check
a) obscene - check
b) hard to do when you don't have legs(as in: support) - check
c) a bad look for a pirate - check
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Re: Running
Hmm. That actually makes more sense; I didn't understand how running could be considered obscene
But the reference to legs?
Help, OP...

But the reference to legs?
Help, OP...
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Re: Running
Perhaps as an enlightened deity His Noodleness would refrain from making running OR not running a "something I'd rather you didn't". Then, no matter what we do, we can all say "that's against my religion" when some one asks if you run/don't run.
And nothing against athletic Pastafarians - although I figured that his pastaness might appreciate something a little more suited to multiple limbs/noodles, such as rock climbing.
Avast!
And nothing against athletic Pastafarians - although I figured that his pastaness might appreciate something a little more suited to multiple limbs/noodles, such as rock climbing.
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Re: Running
Does running include if you're being chased by something with large pointy teeth (say a killer bunny perhaps)?
I presume in this circumstance running as fast as your pirate-y wee legs will carry you is a good thing...
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I presume in this circumstance running as fast as your pirate-y wee legs will carry you is a good thing...
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Re: Running
I think the key here is not to run whilst holding a bevvie.
You might spill some.
Clearly sacrilege.
Or maybe even no running with a bowl of pasta? (unless you are a waiter in a busy restaurant, wherein you would get FSM dispensation for performing an Act of Conversion)
I think being chased by Killer Bunnies or anything with large pointy teeth also overrides the "holding a bevvie, or a bowl of pasta" suggestion. (if you threw your bevvie and/or your bowl of pasta AT the Killer Bunny, whilst running that would be ok, yes?)
Other than that, I think running would be ok.
You might spill some.
Clearly sacrilege.
Or maybe even no running with a bowl of pasta? (unless you are a waiter in a busy restaurant, wherein you would get FSM dispensation for performing an Act of Conversion)
I think being chased by Killer Bunnies or anything with large pointy teeth also overrides the "holding a bevvie, or a bowl of pasta" suggestion. (if you threw your bevvie and/or your bowl of pasta AT the Killer Bunny, whilst running that would be ok, yes?)
Other than that, I think running would be ok.
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Re: Running
purplegoddess wrote:I think the key here is not to run whilst holding a bevvie.
You might spill some.
Clearly sacrilege.
It's true, so very true. I would never put a beverage at risk by running.
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Re: Running
People!
Show some commitment! Don't run from the bunny - convert it! Help it feel the warm noodly tentacle of the Great One! The we can be the first interspecial religion (if we aren't already - I know a few people....)
Show us the sauce, the meatballs and the pasta, for ever and ever,
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Show us the sauce, the meatballs and the pasta, for ever and ever,
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Re: Running
Some dumb bunnies just don't listen to reason... there's no converting them.
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Re: Running
it would be worth a shot... all bunnies need saving
then run if it doesnt work, im sure no one would fault you for it
then run if it doesnt work, im sure no one would fault you for it
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Re: Running
That settles it then - I'm off bunny converting
And as long as it's not sacrilege I have oodles of pasta goodness to serve as a lure - I guess it wouldn't be sacrilege if it's used to convert the bunny masses, would it?

And as long as it's not sacrilege I have oodles of pasta goodness to serve as a lure - I guess it wouldn't be sacrilege if it's used to convert the bunny masses, would it?
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Re: Running
Katimana wrote:Is it possible to confirm that running is a suggestion of a thing not to be done in Pastafarianism? I reason that this is something his noodleness would support, given that running is:
a) obscene
b) hard to do when you don't have legs.
c) a bad look for a pirate
Oh! to be enlightened...

Any Pirate worth his Parrot would give both his wooden legs for a chance at this....Garrr Matey!!!!
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Re: Running
In regard to the bunnies.. I think the teeth are the clincher here.
Be they bunnies with normal incisors, then running from them would clearly be sacrilege, as they might be able to be converted.
Bunnies with sharp pointy teeth may have an attitude problem, or possibly have their own religion which requires them to chase members of the Church of the FSm, yes?
The teeth are the clincher, in regard to running.
And KArban, you forgot the bugs... the swell of the sea is particularly enjoyable whilst consuming some MB bugs.. with garlic and bacon and bucatelli.
Be they bunnies with normal incisors, then running from them would clearly be sacrilege, as they might be able to be converted.
Bunnies with sharp pointy teeth may have an attitude problem, or possibly have their own religion which requires them to chase members of the Church of the FSm, yes?
The teeth are the clincher, in regard to running.
And KArban, you forgot the bugs... the swell of the sea is particularly enjoyable whilst consuming some MB bugs.. with garlic and bacon and bucatelli.
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Re: Running
BOO HISS get some exercise
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