Dong,
News just In! Portsmouth doesn't have a news at ten, its called South Today
Portsmouth News at Ten
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Rawr
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^^^ Unless the above post was in Caps, I didn't mean to be angry/hurtful/serious ^^^
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Dong!
Authentic Portsmouth resident speaks out against Portsmouth News At Ten, is beaten down by horde of dastardly pirates!
Authentic Portsmouth resident speaks out against Portsmouth News At Ten, is beaten down by horde of dastardly pirates!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
Rawr wrote:Dong,
News just In! Portsmouth doesn't have a news at ten, its called South Today
We been workin hard ta give Portsmouth a better himage an ye comes along an spoils it all in two seconds flat...
Look at this blitherin landlubber:
That's a keel haulin fer ye matey.
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black bart wrote:Look at this blitherin landlubber:
Arrr... I bet 'eed be a popular chap after the ship were at sea fer a couple o' months.
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Arrrr, I knew Portsmouth was a s*** Hole but there were no need to make the entire map out of shite!
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Anyway, back to the news...
Bong!
In a bid to prop up Portsmouth's failing economy, the government is to deliver 16 tons of gold to Portsmouth's biggest High Street bank.
The gold will be deivered on a convoy of horse drawn carriages, and its journey through the streets of Portsmouth promises to be highly entertaining.
Bong!
In a bid to prop up Portsmouth's failing economy, the government is to deliver 16 tons of gold to Portsmouth's biggest High Street bank.
The gold will be deivered on a convoy of horse drawn carriages, and its journey through the streets of Portsmouth promises to be highly entertaining.
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black bart wrote:Arrrr, I knew Portsmouth was a s*** Hole but there were no need to make the entire map out of shite!
Dong!
News just in, Black Bart has new news to give out about the age of that Photo, and what the Norm was for News TV shows at that time.
^^^ Unless the above post was in Caps, I didn't mean to be angry/hurtful/serious ^^^
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DONG
Overcrowding feared in Portsmouth jail:
Overcrowding feared in Portsmouth jail:
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Dong!
McPortsmalds has new supplier of dubious origin!
McPortsmalds has new supplier of dubious origin!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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DONG!
Renowned Portsmouth Astrophysicist Cap'n Hubbil announced that the ancient cellars at Portsmouth Public Pirate School were purchased by his foundation and are being reconfigured in the science world's ongoing search for Dork Matter.
He vehemently denied rumors that massive ammounts of WIMPs (Weevil-Inhibiting Meate Pies) and MACHOs (Maggot-Attracting Catfish Head & Offal) had been generated in previous experiments and sold quietly to Bart Industries.
Renowned Portsmouth Astrophysicist Cap'n Hubbil announced that the ancient cellars at Portsmouth Public Pirate School were purchased by his foundation and are being reconfigured in the science world's ongoing search for Dork Matter.
He vehemently denied rumors that massive ammounts of WIMPs (Weevil-Inhibiting Meate Pies) and MACHOs (Maggot-Attracting Catfish Head & Offal) had been generated in previous experiments and sold quietly to Bart Industries.
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DONG
Black Bart donates arm full of blood fer the victims o Portsmouth's knife crime.
Tops up arm wiv 2 and half pints o Tanglefoot.
Black Bart donates arm full of blood fer the victims o Portsmouth's knife crime.
Tops up arm wiv 2 and half pints o Tanglefoot.
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DONG
Black Bart apologises to the real residents of real Portsmouth, for offending them for the last 3 years.
Black Bart apologises to the real residents of real Portsmouth, for offending them for the last 3 years.
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DONG
Bart Industries has announced a "two-for-the-price-of-one" sale for stocking up on "fun-sized" packages of fish head stew for the Halloween trick-or-treaters.
Bart Industries has announced a "two-for-the-price-of-one" sale for stocking up on "fun-sized" packages of fish head stew for the Halloween trick-or-treaters.
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DONG
Bart Industries has also announced a "one-for-the-price-of-two" sale for "Fish-'ead-Stoo:The Antidote", to start on the 1st of November.
Bart Industries has also announced a "one-for-the-price-of-two" sale for "Fish-'ead-Stoo:The Antidote", to start on the 1st of November.
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:DONG
Bart Industries has also announced a "one-for-the-price-of-two" sale for "Fish-'ead-Stoo:The Antidote", to start on the 1st of November.
Wrong! Tis a fabricashun uf tha liberal media. Ee sells tha fish ead stoo at cost but only provides the antidote after a handsome ransom.
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