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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Rawr » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:00 pm

Dong,

News just In! Portsmouth doesn't have a news at ten, its called South Today
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:51 am

Dong!

Authentic Portsmouth resident speaks out against Portsmouth News At Ten, is beaten down by horde of dastardly pirates!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:45 am

Rawr wrote:Dong,

News just In! Portsmouth doesn't have a news at ten, its called South Today


We been workin hard ta give Portsmouth a better himage an ye comes along an spoils it all in two seconds flat...

Look at this blitherin landlubber:

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That's a keel haulin fer ye matey.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:11 am

black bart wrote:Look at this blitherin landlubber:

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Arrr... I bet 'eed be a popular chap after the ship were at sea fer a couple o' months.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:28 am

Arrrr, I knew Portsmouth was a s*** Hole but there were no need to make the entire map out of shite!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:34 am

Anyway, back to the news...

Bong!

In a bid to prop up Portsmouth's failing economy, the government is to deliver 16 tons of gold to Portsmouth's biggest High Street bank.

The gold will be deivered on a convoy of horse drawn carriages, and its journey through the streets of Portsmouth promises to be highly entertaining.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Rawr » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:03 am

black bart wrote:Arrrr, I knew Portsmouth was a s*** Hole but there were no need to make the entire map out of shite!


:? :cry:

Dong!

News just in, Black Bart has new news to give out about the age of that Photo, and what the Norm was for News TV shows at that time. :)
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:30 am

DONG

Overcrowding feared in Portsmouth jail:

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:33 am

Dong!

McPortsmalds has new supplier of dubious origin!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:35 am

DONG!

Renowned Portsmouth Astrophysicist Cap'n Hubbil announced that the ancient cellars at Portsmouth Public Pirate School were purchased by his foundation and are being reconfigured in the science world's ongoing search for Dork Matter.

He vehemently denied rumors that massive ammounts of WIMPs (Weevil-Inhibiting Meate Pies) and MACHOs (Maggot-Attracting Catfish Head & Offal) had been generated in previous experiments and sold quietly to Bart Industries.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:34 am

DONG

Black Bart donates arm full of blood fer the victims o Portsmouth's knife crime.

Tops up arm wiv 2 and half pints o Tanglefoot. :D
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby DaveL » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:34 pm

DONG

Black Bart apologises to the real residents of real Portsmouth, for offending them for the last 3 years.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:01 pm

DONG

Bart Industries has announced a "two-for-the-price-of-one" sale for stocking up on "fun-sized" packages of fish head stew for the Halloween trick-or-treaters.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:46 am

DONG

Bart Industries has also announced a "one-for-the-price-of-two" sale for "Fish-'ead-Stoo:The Antidote", to start on the 1st of November.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:27 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:DONG

Bart Industries has also announced a "one-for-the-price-of-two" sale for "Fish-'ead-Stoo:The Antidote", to start on the 1st of November.


Wrong! Tis a fabricashun uf tha liberal media. Ee sells tha fish ead stoo at cost but only provides the antidote after a handsome ransom.
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