Yesterday Bulgaria's President, Georgi Parvanov decorated one of the Godfathers of the Bulgarian mafia, lawyer Todor Batkov, with Stara Planina Order 1st Class (very symptomatic photo – http://topsport.ibox.bg/news/id_15578503
). In connection with that, I wrote in the site of the Bulgarian Pastafarian Church and in e-mail to the Mr. President ( http://www.president.bg/en/contacts.php
) the next text:
"Somalia has the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country. Is it coincidence? Ho-ho! We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide when the widespread pirate activity will taking place. We do not consider ourselves sea bandits; we consider sea bandits those who illegally fish in our seas and dump waste in our seas and carry weapons in our seas. We are simply patrolling our seas. Think of us like a coast guard and protectors of the nature and the harmony! I suggest decorate the most notable Somali pirates with Stara Planina Order 1st Class (the highest state distinction of Republic of Bulgaria) for their patronizing of the cultural and historical heritage and the divine legislation and for the creation of new monuments along with their large-scale donations and their merits to stop global warming through their piracy activities and for the dedicatedly supporting of Euroatlantic integration of Bulgaria!!!"
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!Българска пастафарианска църква (Bulgarian Pastafarian Church)
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