I can top that....
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- Rainswept
- Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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Re: I can top that....
I could do that, but it's more work to lie on my back and lift my dick away from me.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
Re: I can top that....
I couldn't lie on my back because the weight of my dick would break any of the bones that it lies upon.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
- Rainswept
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I have visited and memorized every website Google could find.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
Re: I can top that....
I have found a number of websites that Google has not found that is equal to the number of websites that are found by Google.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
- Rainswept
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I memorized all those as well.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
Re: I can top that....
I created those.
- black bart
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Re: I can top that....
HA...My middle name is Google...
hang on...Black GoogleBart? Sorry...PASS to the next person...
hang on...Black GoogleBart? Sorry...PASS to the next person...
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- Rainswept
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I've been using Google since 1983.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
Re: I can top that....
My computer was lifted out of King Tut's tomb. They brushed off the dust and air lifted it to my house.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
- Rainswept
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Re: I can top that....
I'm so old, my drivers licence # is 7.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept wrote:I'm so old, my drivers licence # is 7.
My drivers license # is 6.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
- Rainswept
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Re: I can top that....
Mine is for a chariot tho.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
- PantyGnawer
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Re: I can top that....
My penis is visible on google maps.
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- Stripmeister
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Re: I can top that....
With the right magnification, EVERY guy's penis is visible on Google Maps..but mine is visible without using Google Maps (you thought those blinking red lights you see at night are aircraft warning lamps?? HAH! c'est moi..AKA: Omnipresent Johnson)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
- black bart
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Re: I can top that....
Yeah well, that is impressive, but my penis caused the extinction of the dinosaurs when it accidentally fell out of my underpants:


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