Oi tinks me galley slave's bin on 't grog agin
Turnips
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- Putanesca
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Re: Turnips
Oi tinks me galley slave's bin on 't grog agin
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- black bart
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Re: Turnips
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:erm..carrots, turnips, parsnips, beets
make da vewy best of eats
eaten raw, they be a di-yut
good fo' ebberyone-so try hit!
(mo' bettah far than steak or pie....
start yer chewin' 'n' no arsk w'y!)
fang-gew, fang-gew...oi'll be 'ere all weeke (unless yez bribe..er..arsk..me t' "git-da-fook-oot"..no worries, oi'm easy..)
Arrrgh...I has got a beaut:
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
Aaargh I remember when we used ta sit
Outside madame Fifi's in Portsmouth
Arrrgh Hobservin the female bits
As they tempted the other blaggards that we meet
Good Turnips we chewed, good Turnips we've lost
Along ye way
In Portsmouth Market, you can forget your purse
So help yerself I say
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
No Turnip No cry
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: Turnips
YArrrr...
I love a good root...(vegetable)
I love a good root...(vegetable)
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Re: Turnips
^^
bb..dat iz "all-fookin'-toime", mah bruddah..da spliff 'n' tam be raisin' yer 'igh keww amazin'ly..(oi even fergives ya fer wearin' wot happears t'be a dickey under da coat..
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Re: Turnips
YArrrr...
Are Black Bart and Elijah related?
Are Black Bart and Elijah related?
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Re: Turnips
DaveL wrote:YArrrr...
Are Black Bart and Elijah related?
Nay! Oi finks bartie been inf heckted wit a "Rasta Weevil"!
Remember Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn? When Kahn put that weevil in some dudes ear.
Elijah put a Rasta Weevil in barts ear.
Bart, listen to me. put a pencil in your ear and then hit the pencil with a hammer, then wiggle the pencil around some more. You should be all better in the morning.
Re: Turnips
Q: What's the difference between Bart an Elijah?
A: Bart spends his life persecutin' others, while Elijah spends his life bein' persecuted.
A: Bart spends his life persecutin' others, while Elijah spends his life bein' persecuted.
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Re: Turnips
Aaarrrgh...I can't get the pencil out..an it be me best 6B Ransom note pencil!
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Re: Turnips
Arroha..'igh toime t' saunter ovvah to Madam Fifi's..arsk f' Constance (aka "Lips 'n' Lungs")..if'n she cannae use 'er applied suction skills 'n' remove da pencil outta yer ear, well, then.....you bee welle an' trooly fooked, mah bruddah..
& oi allus thot "gettin' da lead out" jus' meant movin' a bit faster..
da fings one larns in "Pyrates"
& oi allus thot "gettin' da lead out" jus' meant movin' a bit faster..

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Re: Turnips
If its a meck han hickle pencul oi suggest ye just keep clicking hit huntil hit slips out er you pass out.
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Re: Turnips
Arrr, I loiks the sounds o the suction cure...that'll put lead in me pencil!
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Re: Turnips
Arroha..or ye'll bee uppe fo' da mercury cure!
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Re: Turnips
YArrrr...
Have any of ye tucked into a good Swede lately?

Have any of ye tucked into a good Swede lately?

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Re: Turnips
I'd better get this one in afore Dan does...
That aint tabaccy I be smokin, it's swede.
That aint tabaccy I be smokin, it's swede.

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Re: Turnips
Aarrgghh! Oi 'earde 'twas "Norwegian Woode"..wottevvah, mah bruddah, da spliff and da tam 'ave dun amazin' fings fo' yer standin' in da communitee & put an ende (or "Finnish") to da rumours you was incubatin' scary stuffe under da "jyant hatte"..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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