I can top that....
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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Re: I can top that....
I'm so amazing I impregnated the assisting nurse while I was being born.
I'm sorry Bart... you're just not suited to London life. You have to be a big dick, not have one to live there.
Or maybe you're full of it?
I'm sorry Bart... you're just not suited to London life. You have to be a big dick, not have one to live there.
Or maybe you're full of it?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- black bart
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For FSM's sake do not show me a picture of Maggy Thatcher in the nude or the Ozone Layer is done for.
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- anickels
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Re: I can top that....
Mine's so big, I got laid before my dad did.
- Rainswept
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Re: I can top that....
I can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Re: I can top that....
Aue!! You are so going to FSM hell (the urban-renewal part..eeww)..even Chuck Norris can't survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick..but, back OT..I once saw Chuck Norris raise the dead just by sneezing..*
*& i have an enormous Johnson..yadda yadda yadda..
*& i have an enormous Johnson..yadda yadda yadda..

'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
- Pirate Johnson
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Re: I can top that....
I can not talk about my dick because I'm secure in my masculanity. Besides, 1 pic would cause you to scrole down for eternity. Fuck your trogdor,Twas I who Fucked the dragon, fuck a lie, sing fuckaloo...
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Re: I can top that....



Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:My Spore character, Trogdor, can overwhelm your puny big-eyed orange fool with a single swipe of his BIG BURLY ARM!
That's right. Trogdor the Burninator.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
- black bart
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Re: I can top that....
BAH! This is what I'll do to your troglodite with my massive BFG:


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- anickels
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Re: I can top that....
TROGDOR!!!!!!
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Re: I can top that....
EDIT:
I can flirt with Zankou without my brains exploding or imploding. Hah.
I can flirt with Zankou without my brains exploding or imploding. Hah.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: I can top that....
Damn, GR22, you're good! uh, lessee, nope, i can't top that right now
...PASS..

'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
Re: I can top that....
I don't have to flirt with Zankou, he'd already go down on me at a whim. 

“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.
- GreenRain22
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Re: I can top that....
You don't have the GUTS to flirt.
...neither do I, for that matter...
...neither do I, for that matter...
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
(Wash and Kaylee, Firefly, Heart of Gold)
It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today
(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
- Zankou 2.0
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Re: I can top that....
I don't know if I should be offended or aroused...
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Re: I can top that....
go with aroused..you can be offended afterwards..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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